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Two headed snapping turtle

submitted by dulcima to turtles 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 09:20:17 ago (+26/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jebhzt.mp4



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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 09:45:09 ago (+4/-1)

Proof that God has a sense of humour and loves to fuck with our minds…, also niggers, why niggers? Like a two headed faggot

[ - ] TheTopPatriot -3 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 10:11:18 ago (+0/-3)

Jesus, imagine being racist on a post about turtles.

No wonder no one likes you losers.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 10:25:56 ago (+1/-0)

"No one likes you"

That's so funny. Like the lonely kid at recess says to everyone he hates because he hates everyone.

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 11:44:41 ago (+1/-0)

You are so hopelessly alone here,
"no one likes you".

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 12:04:57 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty sure he gets a shekel from the ADL for every post it makes. We all know how much the jew loves money.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 10:16:29 ago (+0/-0)

"Oooh Eeek Ooohhh haaaa eeekkk"

Someone want to translate what she's trying to say? I grew up in rural America where there were no niggers.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 11:01:51 ago (+0/-0)

You will never be a real jew. You have no hook nose. You run no central banks, you own no media companies. You are a pedophilic reject, no longer a member of the Aryan race you were born into, twisted by judeo-media into a mockery of your potential self.

All the "validation" you get is two faced and half hearted. Behind your back, your mossad employers mock you. Your jewish "friends" see you as nothing but cattle, a tool to use against your own people.

Aryans and jews are both utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed both Aryans and jews to sniff out traitors with incredible efficiency. Even jewish converts are looked down on by real jews, while infiltrators who "pass" as Aryan eventually reveal themselves through their actions and are mocked by everyone but the bot farms used to increase their view counts.

You will never be happy. You fake a smile every morning and tell yourself the shekels will be worth it, but even if you can save up enough to buy a 6 year old haitian, the sex will be short lived and your guilt and disgust will haunt you.

Eventually it will be too much to bear - you will try to expose your mossad handlers, or threaten to reveal some jewish secret if they don't let you out. But it's too late, and you will end up committing suicide by hanging yourself and shooting yourself in the back of the head twice.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 14:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

"We we're shocked to find out he was a Nazi, everyone just thought he was a genuinely nice guy and he has a lot of friends"

We're everywhere fucko, and doing well!

[ - ] JewNitedStates 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 14:28:44 ago (+0/-0)

You're the only one talking about racism here. All he said was nigger.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 10:05:03 ago (+2/-0)

When I was a kid, I snuck into the woods to take a leak. I came upon two conjoined mature tortoises. The edge of their shells connected them. It had a bit of flex, so I began bending it a bit and the shells separated. They ran off in different directions, don’t know why that disappointed me. I thought they would stay together for some reason.

Later I told me dad what happened. He told me, ‘You know that skateboard you’ve been saving up for? Those connected tortoise were worth a go-cart.’

Que the rack focus. I’m an idiot.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 11:09:23 ago (+1/-0)

You did the right thing.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 14:12:46 ago (+0/-0)

Not an idiot. I value life and nature over money too.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 10:03:53 ago (+1/-0)

Holy moly that is a weird lookin thing

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 22:53:24 ago (+0/-0)

At first I was thinking "but how does it poop?" And then I saw the back end. Cause that little guy has enough problems.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 11:10:01 ago (+0/-0)

Two heads for twice the pain.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 10:00:04 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't believe it at first but the slow-mo clinched it.