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[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 20:20:09 ago (+2/-0)

Psychiatrist to Parent:

"Would you rather have a live girl or a dead boy.... or dead eunuch?"

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 21:01:48 ago (+0/-0)

But statically all 3 will commit suicide docotor.

Doctor: blank stare

[ - ] Trope 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 18:25:48 ago (+2/-0)

Further investigation showed that the patient suffered a deadly strain of E-Coli that likely originated from his own intestines

Like the tranny version of a yeast infection.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:00:22 ago (+1/-0)

Why not install one of those rainbow striped vaginas from a baboon? If a human can run on an organ as critical as a baboon heart, then a baboon cunt should take root nicely.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 21:02:42 ago (+0/-0)

You're Australian proceeds you.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 15:55:43 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 21:04:39 ago (+1/-0)

So I should still like skim boarding and baseball cards?

According to your anally extruded stats.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 23:02:05 ago (+0/-0)

You've never tasted real homemade great disaster, have you? It's very salty.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 4, 2023 22:52:38 ago (+1/-0)

You've never tasted real homemade great disaster

Your mom invited me over to eat once.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 4, 2023 23:01:55 ago (+0/-0)

She makes a great jello mold.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 18:12:39 ago (+0/-0)

At least it can't be said that he dropped the balls.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 21:05:58 ago (+1/-0)

Colon? I nearly rectum!

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 3, 2023 11:59:37 ago (+0/-0)

18 year old MAN. You're legally an adult at age 18.

Again this is what I complain about sometimes how society seems hell bent on prolonging childhood out into your 20's.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 3, 2023 03:47:25 ago (+0/-0)

42% speedrun

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 20:35:13 ago (+0/-0)

those demons all need to hang

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:42:40 ago (+0/-0)

😂😂😂😂😂

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 18:45:02 ago (+0/-0)

LMAOOOOO!!!!!!

[ - ] anthonylancer 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 18:30:37 ago (+0/-0)

18 yo. retard more like