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True story from back in the day

submitted by con77 to whatever 1.9 yearsJul 31, 2023 21:26:03 ago (+10/-0)     (whatever)

This took place about 22 years ago. I was at an English pub in St Pete FL called Limeys.

I was sitting at the outside bar. First stool from the corner of an L shaped bar. Horizontal leg of the L.

3 young guys walk up and sit down immediately to my left . They're talking about,"head shots" and one guy is posing like he's throwing a football.

I laughed to myself a little and one of them says "something funny over there?"

I say "no! I'm a model too!". They all look at me. I tell them "I'm the before picture " and BURST out laughing!

Now at the time I'm 40 but had black hair 2 ft long and was very muscular.

The soyboys pick up their drinks and went to the other end of the bar!


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[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 31, 2023 23:44:39 ago (+2/-0)

Bout time you started posting again Connie, I like these stories from back when Murica was still America and mostly huWHITE!

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 1, 2023 02:08:30 ago (+0/-0)

14 words my friend

[ - ] Native 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 31, 2023 22:43:16 ago (+2/-0)

I love your stories con

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 1, 2023 01:59:53 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro. I have amused myself and pushed the envelope my entire life.

Rolled from Kodiak to Ensenada to NYC to Miami.

Rode my motorcycle cross country twice by myself. A dangerous thing to do.

Getting old now. You can't always be young. But you can always be brave.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 31, 2023 22:19:40 ago (+0/-0)

Just how fucking old are you? The last time I had long hair was 1988-89. Then I grew up.🤣

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 31, 2023 23:46:19 ago (+2/-0)

Let's see, he was 40 y/o 22 years ago...that would make him 28! Still just a baby!

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 1, 2023 00:31:12 ago (+2/-0)

I donate my hair to charities that make wigs for kids and to spread my DNA around so I have plausible deniability.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 1, 2023 02:05:22 ago (+0/-0)

I did too

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 1, 2023 02:03:19 ago (+0/-0)

And yet I can still bench press more than you

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 1, 2023 23:23:37 ago (+0/-0)

Just like hair, I don’t care what I can bench. Bet I can by and sell you all day long though!🤣

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 1, 2023 02:06:46 ago (+0/-0)

Some of us can pull it off. The rest of you cut your hair when the assistant manager tells you to

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 1, 2023 23:22:14 ago (+0/-0)

I cut my hair when I got serious about things.