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"The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi." - EatMyShitNazis

submitted by EatMyShitNazis to Quotes 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:28:13 ago (+2/-12)     (Quotes)

P.S. I stand with Joe_McCarthy. MAP rights are human rights!


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[ - ] Kozel 5 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:32:21 ago (+5/-0)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:38:09 ago (+1/-0)

"I am trained in gorilla warfare". Wtf! What have gorillas ever done?

[ - ] deleted 5 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:47:32 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:51:05 ago (+0/-2)

Oh! I see. Man that is not nice!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:37:56 ago (+3/-0)

This is such a cool post. I am sure that everyone agrees and wants more.

Some dumb fag like me might delete it if he could, but that would obviously be gay.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 9 monthsJul 31, 2023 00:06:25 ago (+2/-0)

Aren't you something special op...I'll bet you had a troubled childhood and was abandoned by your caregiver after being dropped at the zoo and you were rejected by the lions at feeding time, I guess they didn't want to eat a blob of quagulted bile...no doubt you found some sucker sympathetic to your sorry state after your botched tranny surgery and now here you are...holed up in a basement bedroom with a computer and in between the hourly raping you experience from the hood gangs you jump on your computer and go straight to VOAT where you make yourself a bigger asshole than the "hoods" left you with....ASSHOLE GOOF FAG

[ - ] psykx 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:37:47 ago (+2/-0)*

Kill landlords. Behead landlords. Roundhouse kick a landlord into the concrete. Slam dunk a landlord baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy rent seekers. Defecate in a landlords food. Launch landlords into the sun. Stir fry landlords in a wok. Toss landlords into active volcanoes. Urinate into a landlords gas tank. Judo throw landlords into a wood chipper. Twist landlords heads off. Report landlords to the IRS. Karate chop landlords in half. Curb stomp pregnant landlords . Trap landlords in quicksand. Crush landlords in the trash compactor. Liquefy landlords in a vat of acid. Eat landlords . Dissect landlords . Exterminate landlords in the gas chamber. Stomp landlord skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate landlords in the oven. Lobotomize landlords. Mandatory abortions for landlords. Grind landlord fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown landlords in fried chicken grease. Vaporize landlords with a ray gun. Kick old landlords down the stairs. Feed landlords to alligators. Slice landlords with a katana

in minecraft

[ - ] Trope 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:37:27 ago (+2/-0)

Most if not all of the people around during National Socialist Germany are no longer alive so according to your own phrasing, you are right in saying most NAZIs are good.

[ - ] Ex_hack 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:31:39 ago (+2/-0)

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 9 monthsJul 31, 2023 01:21:12 ago (+1/-0)

gonna have to kill me then

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 9 monthsJul 31, 2023 01:20:53 ago (+1/-0)

--(((blume))), the pedophile kike

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 23:49:55 ago (+1/-1)

What if something worse that a Nazi shows up because you spend all your time begging for Nazis?

[ - ] deleted -2 points 9 monthsJul 31, 2023 03:59:47 ago (+0/-2)

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