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Boater finds $123k worth of cocaine in ocean near Florida Keys.

submitted by Steelerfish to Florida 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 16:04:35 ago (+5/-0)     (www.wfla.com)

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/boater-finds-41k-worth-of-cocaine-in-ocean-near-florida-keys/

I’m sure he found just a brick….
Seemingly the sharks missed a few square groupers.


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[ - ] shitface9000 3 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 16:12:45 ago (+3/-0)

Florida man turns in $123K in cocaine to police...

Police department upgrades their patrol fleet

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 16:37:39 ago (+3/-0)

🤔😉

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 17:19:39 ago (+1/-0)

Odd. I guess if you are going to do anything other than leave it alone you turn it in. I wouldn't tho.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 9 monthsJul 31, 2023 01:07:00 ago (+0/-0)

I hear it was originally $130K worth of blow, but they had a party before handing it over to the pigs.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 20:57:42 ago (+0/-0)

We use to hear stories about bales of weed washing up on shore. Nobody could ever tell you how big w bale was, sometimes it was five pounds, sometimes 50. Some of the old timers told stories about not only finding a bale of weed, but there'd be a kilo of Peruvian marching powder in the middle. Always thought it was bullshit, but then again my buddy's inlaws own a bar in the keys called square grouper. There's gotta be some truth to these legends.

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2023 21:07:30 ago (+0/-0)

If it’s the square grouper out on Cudjoe Key, I have been in there many, many times over the years.
Little pricey, but well worth it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 15:14:21 ago (+0/-0)

That's the one.