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what would happen if I opened a restaurant that only served white people

submitted by anon to askanon 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:22:54 ago (+13/-3)     (askanon)



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[ - ] anon 7774110 13 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 16:37:33 ago (+13/-0)

What if your last name is White and you only have one restaurant?

White's Only Restaurant

(Grammar Nazi Approved)

[ - ] anon 2980033 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 18:22:13 ago (+1/-0)

I remember the grammar Nazis. That was a long time ago. Before Trump.

[ - ] anon 1624323 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 21:02:09 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] anon 2980033 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 05:41:48 ago (+1/-0)

Read it was actually hot shit for a very short while.

[ - ] anon 1273626 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 16:26:27 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] anon 2686247 0 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 21:27:48 ago (+0/-0)

The grammar jews are among us.

[ - ] anon 6694453 0 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 18:17:52 ago (+0/-0)

Updoot for grammar

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 18:47:46 ago (+1/-0)

How about you try spelling too.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 5 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:49:32 ago (+5/-0)

I take it you've never heard of country clubs? If you operate on a membership scheme, or simply are picky with clientele, you can keep every race out except Europeans.

It simply returns back to businesses right to refuse service, and if they accuse you of racism you simply say, "I had a bad feeling about them and given they've blown this way out of proportion my intuition was entirely correct."

[ - ] anon 3427939 5 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:03:36 ago (+5/-0)

depends on how you enforced it. If you just put up a sign that read "whites only" then the fed will shut you down. federal Civil Rights Act of 64 iirc.

However you can call it a private establishment and charge temporary membership entrance fees at the door and give the food away for free. In that case you can deny or approve anyone for any reason.

You will ofc have 300 niggers and white liberals outside picketing. My suggestion would be to blare classical or country music at them.

[ - ] anon 3096840 2 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:37:34 ago (+2/-0)

If you just put up a sign that read "whites only" then the fed will shut you down.

If you just put up a sign that read "Whites only" then only White people will be fed.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:40:13 ago (+2/-0)

Hire some local boys to hang around with rifles. And keep everyone on staff armed. Have a nice fat brick-faced front instead of large open windows as well.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 3 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:26:21 ago (+5/-2)

I'd open a fried chicken and watermelon truck and park it a block away for protestors?

[ - ] anon 1749352 [op] 3 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:29:19 ago (+3/-0)

You bastard

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:53:58 ago (+0/-0)

Lol that would be pretty great to start showing up to every protest with a mobile bagel stand

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 00:11:11 ago (+0/-0)

7/10

Very opportunistic.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 20:15:56 ago (+1/-0)

My hometown has a bar that only serves White people. On niggerday (mlk Jr day) we used to toss darts at photos of famous niggers.

One day a White dude walked in with a halfrican female and everyone stared at them in a record scratch moment until they left shortly after arrival.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 00:10:22 ago (+0/-1)

That's not very nice.What did it achieve? They might have been decent folk.You should mix with decent folk you might become a better human being.Ah! Forgot. You're here after all!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 00:27:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 00:29:49 ago (+0/-0)

Rude!

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 00:30:06 ago (+0/-0)

I'm building up a compound full of like-minded people. Yet another couple we are friends with is bailing on the city life to try rv living on our property. They'll be here in time to help me harvest.

We'll be smoking and drinking for our harvest celebration with a new young family in our group.

They'll be having children too Neri, WHITE CHILDREN!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 00:38:30 ago (+0/-0)

"Recreational Vehicle (US)" [Library Service].

That's nice but closing your life to a black person on account of their skin colour is daft and possibly denying yourself a good friend.

[ - ] anon 3380391 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 01:13:54 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah maybe.

Not all wolves will bite you.

[ - ] anon 3768526 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 02:55:42 ago (+0/-0)

I'm very picky with whom I consort. I have a long list of criteria I apply to all who seek refuge on the land. It's not my fault that not a single nigger will ever qualify.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 03:00:16 ago (+0/-0)

I see. I'm glad I do.

[ - ] anon 2016620 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 17:35:14 ago (+1/-0)

The local police, every single fed agency in existence, and even (((foreign))) govs would fight over who gets to execute you, every animal you own, and your entire family

[ - ] anon 3588797 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 17:02:20 ago (+1/-0)

You could have separated seating areas that only staff can allow people through.

Guide Whites to a area they can be served and guide everyone else to a section that gets very little service.

Bonus points if you can wrap the area as a faraday cage so they cant even use their cell service to stay entertained while waiting for service.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:59:44 ago (+1/-0)

It would be shut down immediately. Stupid question.

[ - ] anon 1275914 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:35:48 ago (+1/-0)

A bunch of people would get mad and you’d probably make national news. Then you’d get the shit beat out of you or killed. Might be worth it. Give it a shot.

[ - ] anon 4250513 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:32:31 ago (+1/-0)

You could put up a sign that says "whites only" and then just accept the public as is.

Inevitably some marxist kike or other will throw a shitfit and you get to claim that its only a sign, and not a rule. "Simply decorations on the wall."

The purpose is to get it into a court and cause problems if possible.

"Does freedom of speech extend to business owners who aren't discriminating?"

We may not be able to exclude anyone, but are we allowed to make someone feel unwelcome?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:39:03 ago (+2/-0)

Lol, as if the court system wouldn't just skullfuck your corpse.

[ - ] anon 3096840 1 point 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:01:21 ago (+1/-0)

I've never eaten White people before. Do we taste like chicken?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:38:02 ago (+6/-0)

We taste like pork, hence the term: long pork.

[ - ] anon 3584038 3 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:02:25 ago (+3/-0)

Saltines.

[ - ] anon 3795061 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 10:04:36 ago (+0/-0)

In the south there was restaurants that were called private clubs. Perfectly legal. I haven’t seen one in a while. Uncle was traveling years ago, they saw that on the door, Private Club. He inquired, they said, “You’re fine, come on in”.

[ - ] anon 3015421 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 04:40:49 ago (+0/-0)

I'm pretty sure you'd get arrested for murder.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 00:07:57 ago (+0/-0)

Free Publicity.

I went to this place once (silly turd that I was.My female friend was curious.I overheard one bitch say I was probably a homosexual).

"Initially established to create a safe and comfortable environment for women, Tilley’s caused its first commotion by banning groups of men drinking inside unless they were accompanied by at least one woman.

https://tilleys.com.au/history/

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 18:49:59 ago (+0/-0)

You would get a lot of free publicity.

[ - ] anon 2980033 0 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 18:20:04 ago (+0/-0)

How much of my money do you want?

[ - ] anon 3334252 0 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 17:25:22 ago (+0/-0)*

you wouldn't properly season the food?

[ - ] anon 2342217 0 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 16:42:29 ago (+0/-0)

you wouldnt have any niggers there

[ - ] anon 2840059 0 points 10 monthsJul 28, 2023 16:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

think of this trick:

all niGGers basically look the same.

put up twenty pictures with the most common niGGer faces, stating that these individuals arent allowed to enter your business, as they have caused trouble before.

now when any nOg enters, have your waiter tell him something like: "havent we told you you are never allowed to come back in here anymore? you shit on the carpet last time! Look, theres your picture!"

and when the Nog undoubtedly gets angry about that, you can legally deny him service even when hes not that niGGer on the Picture.

just make sure to have his chimpout on camera.