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Spent the week in jail. Crazy trumped up charges. Good story incoming when I get my shit together
submitted by deleted to whatever 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:12:51 ago (+16/-4) (whatever)

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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 9 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:38:37 ago (+9/-0)

Last post and comment were three days ago.

So what, they let you visit Voat while in jail?

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 19:04:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] goatfugee12 7 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:05:13 ago (+8/-1)

good to see public homosexual sodomy still illegal in FL

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 16:43:37 ago (+3/-0)

RUTHLESS. I'm so proud right now.

[ - ] con77 5 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:37:15 ago (+5/-0)

Man your age needs to chill.
You have a son.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 19:04:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ozark 5 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:28:54 ago (+5/-0)

Florida Man things.

Edit: We need to hear about hookers, gators, and coked up sharks.

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[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:36:19 ago (+1/-0)

Also gay manatees

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:08:39 ago (+3/-0)

I've heard just about the fuck enough about gay manatees.

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:29:44 ago (+1/-0)

Manatee games are the rage right now and the thing about Manatee games, it doesn't matter if you like it.

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:39:01 ago (+1/-0)

it doesn't matter if you like it.

in fact thems the rules

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:42:49 ago (+0/-0)

@GayDraggin

[ - ] chrimony 4 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:59:15 ago (+4/-0)

Then post when you've got your shit together. No need to post about how you're going to post.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:47:04 ago (+3/-0)

Who tf upvoated this non-post?

OP you're usually pretty cool why you do this?

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 17:00:21 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 14:51:26 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:12:31 ago (+3/-1)

Let me guess, you got methed up and molested a gator?

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 19:03:51 ago (+0/-0)

And THAT'S how he lost his pecker. He Swears he isn't a tranny! It was a Gator!

[ - ] Idiocratic 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 18:29:37 ago (+1/-0)

Only two weeks until the details are released.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 19:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

With redactions of course.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 19:07:19 ago (+0/-0)

What's this shit!
Do we have to have a Pre-Post post now?
Is this like prewashing your dishes or something!
Is this a new voat thing? Are we All going to have to start doing this? Hahaha

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:41:52 ago (+2/-2)

I don’t believe any of these stories you tell on here. One or two stories would be believable but you got some new crazy shit every few days. You’re a lying nigger faggot. I bet your nose is an above average size.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 15:11:39 ago (+0/-0)

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