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A hedgehog moved into my house

submitted by deleted to whatever 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 18:47:20 ago (+22/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 18:52:28 ago (+7/-0)

Well I guess its safer than @zyklonbeekeeper ‘s bear habit!

Interesting that the cats accept it.

I knew someone that had one as a pet.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 18:53:50 ago (+7/-0)

They're cool little creatures, but sounds like OP's hedgehog is acting like a fuckin nigger.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 19:02:46 ago (+7/-0)

Sounds charming but I would be worried about zoonotic tranfer. Lest we end up like Dangus with toxo-brain.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 19:21:51 ago (+3/-0)

Under the right circumstances most animals can seem charming. Pretty sure that's a big factor in why White girls fuck niggers. They think they're bringing in something exotic and interesting without realizing that they're playing Russian roulette with a loaded gun.

Also, I have two cat buddies that I share space with. They're cool as fuck and totally worth toxoplasmosis.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 04:54:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2023 08:35:04 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like you did your homework

Baby hedgies? Is it a girl maybe?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2023 14:05:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 19:27:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 18:52:04 ago (+3/-0)

youre a goddamned disney princess

hedgehogs carry many parasites, might be a good idea to check with a vet how to delouse it properly.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 19:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 5 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 19:18:47 ago (+5/-0)

Diatomaceous earth in its bedding area (and on the animal, itself, if you can manage to corral it.)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 01:40:52 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 23:44:02 ago (+2/-0)

A little bit of magic has happened in your life.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 21:47:28 ago (+2/-0)

I have raised baby hedgehogs and their momma was so sweet. Now I have a different pet hedgehog named Lucy. Shes a grumpy ass but shes cute and we love her. I wish we had wild hedgehogs in the US.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 05:20:22 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 02:46:34 ago (+0/-0)

Start needing them and letting them go. What's the worst that could happen?

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 20:48:08 ago (+1/-0)

Aww, that's a nice story.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 20:36:34 ago (+1/-0)

SAHNIC.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 18:48:46 ago (+1/-0)

trap it, get rid of it

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 20:47:47 ago (+2/-0)

nigger

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 20:51:04 ago (+0/-0)

are you calling me a nigger?

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 05:02:37 ago (+0/-0)

So what are you going to do about this communist freeloader?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2023 05:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 19:49:09 ago (+0/-0)

A hedgehog makes a fine meal.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 19:33:54 ago (+0/-0)

Background music while reading OP

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G-i8HYi1QH0