Poll: Was Billy-Jean Michael Jaxon's lover? - Upgoat

Poll: Was Billy-Jean Michael Jaxon's lover?
submitted by lord_nougat to ImportantPosts 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 15:06:16 ago (+8/-0) (ImportantPosts)

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 15:38:16 ago (+7/-0)

A poll with no wrong answers...impressive!

[ - ] Questionable_2 6 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 15:15:44 ago (+6/-0)

He clearly states that "Billie Jean is not my lover, uh
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one"

But she had a baby and claimed it was his and in typical nigger fashion he denied it. So he must be her lover.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 15:20:12 ago (+4/-0)

This sounds irrefutably plausible. TRUST THE SCIENCE!!

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 15:57:42 ago (+3/-0)

"Billie Jean" IRL was a young boy,the baby bullshit was just that.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 15:46:04 ago (+5/-0)

The quicker we get an answer to this mystery the quicker the ✡️ proxy war in Ukraine will end...good to see a proper allocation of priorities...I don't know how I made it through the last few decades without knowing who bleached nigger Jackson was bedding with.

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 16:08:53 ago (+4/-0)

Remember how his pants were always too short? Those were Billy's jeans.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 16:54:04 ago (+3/-0)

Much important
Such wow

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 16:03:48 ago (+3/-0)

Trudeus mom was a rolling stones groupie and Castro is his father.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 16:53:37 ago (+1/-0)

and I am the walrode.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 16:55:28 ago (+2/-0)

Walrode you’re!

Stop riding that wol