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Batteries

submitted by taoV to whatever 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 03:39:22 ago (+50/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] mikenigger 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 10:26:59 ago (+4/-0)*

13% of smoke detectors make up 50% of the smoke detector beeps

[ - ] NeonGreen 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 09:09:03 ago (+2/-0)

This is some grade A quality content right here.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 08:29:57 ago (+1/-0)

I dont get it.

[ - ] mikenigger 5 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 09:18:44 ago (+5/-0)*

niggers don't replace their smoke detector batteries when it's low, that's why it always beeps in the background when they fuck your whore mouth

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 11:41:56 ago (+1/-0)

It's quite the phenomenon.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 15:49:09 ago (+0/-0)

Wow, hate much? Hows the war going?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 09:49:37 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 15:51:53 ago (+1/-0)

Oh thank you. How did I miss this?

Did you see they made a post about you because you gone for 24 hours? We literally cannot get through a day without you

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 12:10:28 ago (+1/-0)

Voat is reaching a new meme level.

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 08:07:39 ago (+2/-1)

What kind of device is that?

[ - ] Boyakasha 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 11:08:48 ago (+2/-0)

Low IQ detector

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 11:52:39 ago (+1/-0)

Also an excellent indicator for the presence of shit genes.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 08:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

Carbon monoxide detector?

[ - ] taoV [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 10:48:29 ago (+0/-0)

Smoke detector. Also I might have some bad news for ya....

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 12:31:15 ago (+0/-0)

My smoke detector doesn't look like a faggot and it doesn't beep.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 12:30:19 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve seen folks say that niggers can’t hear that frequency so if that’s true then they don’t even know it’s chirping.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 11:54:09 ago (+0/-0)

It 'cause dey po!

Most fire departments will come to your house and replace them for free; they'll even perform the installation and dispose of the old batteries, again, all for the low-low price of a phone call!

[ - ] TheGreatWar 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 12:33:16 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe in Mayberry. Have you been to Newark?