Why’s it so heckin hot? - Upgoat

Why’s it so heckin hot?
submitted by Ragnar to whatever 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:28:08 ago (+12/-0) (whatever)

It’s so gosh darn hot. A man can’t even do normal activities outside without melting into a puddle.

I hate hate HATE heat.

Would someone change the thermostat please?

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[ - ] HamsaOfDeath 11 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:34:46 ago (+11/-0)

Summer.

Soon y'all will be bitching about how cold it is.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 12 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:37:26 ago (+12/-0)

Nah, I love winter. Cold is my thing, son

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:45:31 ago (+7/-0)

Winter is actually pretty cool.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:47:33 ago (+5/-0)

Ha! I see what you did there

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 19:09:03 ago (+5/-0)

Woah that sounded just like ICY what you did there!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 19:15:18 ago (+4/-0)

Ha!! Good but in the vein of this post, I hate your name

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 06:27:10 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah man. It’s the best time to chill!

[ + ] SpankmeTankMe

[ - ] SpankmeTankMe 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 19:46:42 ago (+3/-0)

I love cold weather as well. All the niggers and bums go away during the winter months around here. It makes me city almost look down right human I dare say.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:51:20 ago (+2/-0)

You know what I found very strange last winter? I had to be in the city and it was freezing cold so I thought what a great day to walk because I love that crisp cold wind it makes me feel alive. I was sure I would be safe since it was so cold. But lo and behold, I see a group of diversity being very rowdy. I maintained my distance.
I saw a lot of non Whites even at night, but the majority of them were food delivery. I hate lazy fucking retards who can’t get their own food, let alone cook. And now we have the whole country flooded with undesirables.

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:00:39 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a lizard. I'm laying on rocks out here. My kin are ready for the apocalypse.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:46:10 ago (+1/-0)

Zuckerberg?

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 02:19:02 ago (+2/-0)

Campfires
Hoodies
Friends
Pumpkin spice lattes
Uggs
Have I hit enough White girl keywords to manifest some yet?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:45:13 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah! I fucking hate the cold! It's almost as bad as the hot!!!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 20:10:05 ago (+8/-1)

Its because you’re fat. Lose some weight.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:38:33 ago (+3/-0)

You are projecting, postwall cowlena.
I am fit as fuck. All the hoes looking at me outside

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 03:03:10 ago (+0/-0)

All the hoes looking at me outside

gilbert grape style

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:08:36 ago (+2/-0)

Helena dont shame him. He's mommy's little chunker munker.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:54:08 ago (+1/-1)

That’s your downy baby

[ - ] deleted 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:32:15 ago (+7/-0)

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[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:38:33 ago (+1/-0)

How many bugs and where to pay mafia fees for this mofo heat to gtfo?

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 20:19:23 ago (+2/-0)

I'd usually say the California coast, but we're suffering too. People have literally been sweating.

68°Hi

RealFeel®
77°

Max UV Index
11 Extreme

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:46:55 ago (+1/-0)

Holy moly look at that uv index

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 19:28:40 ago (+5/-0)

Winter enjoyers: white

Summer enthusiasts: nigger

Simple as.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 20:12:37 ago (+5/-1)

Winter enjoyers: fat guys
Summer whiners: fat guys.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:56:23 ago (+2/-0)

Summer enjoyers: post menopausal barren hags
Winter enjoyers: hyperborean chads in their prime

Seethe and cope, grandma no eggs

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 23:36:27 ago (+1/-1)

Why would I be seething and coping? Im a summer enjoyer. Too bad for you, sweaty singleton.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 23:50:44 ago (+1/-0)

singleton

Yes, I am not a twin.

You are childless and old and barren. Sad.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 23:52:06 ago (+0/-0)

singleton

Yes, I am not a twin.

You are childless and old and barren. Sad.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 07:15:12 ago (+0/-0)

So are you. Maybe its because youre fat and sweaty.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 13:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

so are you

Brrr wrong, cowlena. You are the only barren childless hag around here.

I’m not fat and I don’t sweat that much. I hate heat because I’m not swarthy like you are.

It must be absolutely disgusting in calcutta where you live.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 02:58:23 ago (+2/-0)

Shitskin detected.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 07:19:16 ago (+1/-1)

Nope. Im Snow White. Youre a fat alcoholic narcisssist with toxoplasmosis and cat hair all over you. Keep sweating fatso.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 07:27:45 ago (+1/-0)

Sure doesn't sound that way from your behavior and your preferences. But hey, I'm sure I'm the only one who has noticed...right?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 07:54:39 ago (+1/-1)

Sure doesn't sound that way from your behavior and your preferences

Oh yeah which ones? Youre just jealous that Im an alabaster white NW European non-alcoholic woman and you are a swarthy sweaty fat italian narcissist with an underdeveloped forehead who talks with their hands alot. Whats your haplogroup? E? J? 🧔🏽👌🏾

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 07:58:54 ago (+1/-0)

All of them. And I'm not Italian. But of course you're trying to cope by making random shit up, it's what all hysterical wahmoids do 😏

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 08:22:32 ago (+2/-1)

And I'm not Italian.

Sure doesnt seem that way from your behavior and preferences. 😂

Albanian? Greek? Portuguese? C’mon, you can tell me!

But of course you're trying to cope by making random shit up, it's what all hysterical wahmoids do

Sounds like youre getting huffy! Probably that dusky hot blooded temper! 👳🏽‍♂️

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 08:39:15 ago (+1/-0)

Literally all you can do is copy my writing, it's amazing. You seem not to have a single original thought in your head. Even your wall of text hysteriaposts are copies of themselves. The "mind" of the foid.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:36:14 ago (+0/-0)

Correct

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 00:07:21 ago (+0/-0)

I like spring and fall

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 13:15:04 ago (+0/-0)

Fall ain’t bad but spring is when all these fuckers critters come out

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:40:23 ago (+4/-0)

Racism.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:42:11 ago (+4/-0)

Oh I see, there’s at least one positive

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

NIGGERS!

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:39:00 ago (+3/-0)

Greta's trying. How dare you.

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 22:22:12 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve never actually seen that video. Who the hell is she talking to in that speech?

[ - ] GoatWarVet 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 23:00:52 ago (+2/-0)

@big_fat_dangus finally got ahold of @PostWallHellena nudes. It's not fission but friction can generate an alarming amount of heat given the right circumstances. I'm no climate alarmist but I dare say this does elicit some concern.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 03:00:42 ago (+2/-0)

I have a special, comically oversized red delete key that I use exclusively for the constant nudes helena sends me.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 13:16:29 ago (+1/-0)

It’s so hot in calcutta where poolena lives, all her pics are nudes

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 23:04:04 ago (+1/-0)

This had me rolling

[ + ] GoatWarVet

[ - ] GoatWarVet 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 23:13:19 ago (+1/-0)

Kek, I just realized I mispelt @PostWallHelena. I don't know about you but I'm going to start paying a little more attention to the thermometer from now on. Climate change is nothing to be trifled with!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 23:16:37 ago (+1/-0)

She’s going to screech like a banshee at you. Get your fans and ice cubes ready

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 13:22:14 ago (+1/-0)

It's hot every July, feggit

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 13:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

I hate it every July, shithead

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 13:43:16 ago (+0/-0)

So move to North Korea, feggit

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:13:08 ago (+2/-0)

I'm fine with it I have a hack. I live in an non air conditioned warehouse I sit in 120 degree heat with just a fan. When I go out side and it's 95 it's not that bad

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

Ha! Interesting but I hate heat too much to give this a try

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:06:02 ago (+2/-0)

In nature, creatures move to a climate they prefer when the climate they are in becomes non-preferable. People are too stupid to do this, as we don’t have the sense of a bird or even a horsefly. So we remain where we reside and bitch about it. That is all.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 22:00:59 ago (+2/-0)

No thanks, I’m not a gypsy or a jew.

If I were wealthy enough, I would definitely get a summer house somewhere cooler

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:58:59 ago (+2/-0)

You could just move to where white people live.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 19:01:42 ago (+2/-0)

I did

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 19:21:40 ago (+1/-0)

East Texas? I hear if you take a wrong turn you end up in hell.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:43:40 ago (+2/-0)

I fiddled with the planetary thermostat a little.

I think I made it slightly hotter. Oops.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:44:58 ago (+1/-0)

Oh Lord of candy! whyyyyy

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:45:59 ago (+0/-0)

Uggghhhhh! The candy is melting!!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:48:48 ago (+1/-0)

Noooooo not the precious nougat.

I actually have no appetite because of this godforsaken heat

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:39:46 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:41:20 ago (+2/-0)

It’s so fucking hot. Hate it and the freaking bugs everywhere

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:44:34 ago (+2/-0)

It is so humid and gross that it's like being waterboarded with steaming piss!

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 08:09:36 ago (+1/-0)

Stop pouring asphalt everywhere.

[ - ] KingLeopold2 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 05:34:56 ago (+1/-0)

Haarp array

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 22:14:15 ago (+1/-0)

Get over it weak bitch.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 23:04:37 ago (+1/-0)

Go back to Africa

[ + ] usedoilanalysis

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 13:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

Lol look at this nigger.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:52:30 ago (+1/-0)

Having a break so I'm sitting outside. Right now the temperature here is 13 degrees celcius (55 Fahrenheit). It feels warmer - we're supposed to hit 17 degrees later today. Sun is out, not a cloud in the sky.

It is mid winter here and I have to watch I do not get sunburned!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:59:46 ago (+0/-0)

So, what you’re saying is, global warming?

Australia is retarded tho. Just FYI

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 22:00:53 ago (+0/-0)

Albanese signed a climate change pact with Biden, so it must be.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 22:02:20 ago (+0/-0)

You better pay your taxes extra hard or Canberra boils

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 20:49:48 ago (+1/-0)

Hot in the Summer? Amazing. Later, it will be dark. Followed by light.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 19:50:37 ago (+1/-0)

Glad I have a pool for this texas heat. Only problem is it's so damn hot my pool water feels like bath water. It's even scorching hot at night now.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 21:09:45 ago (+0/-0)

Get a heat pump. Run it in reverse. Cool your water. Contact your local pool store/contractor, unless it’s an above ground pool, then you’re screwed.

[ - ] Questionable_2 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:50:15 ago (+1/-0)

@system this man is having issues, could you adjust his thermostat? If not, you should at least let him continue to post here for free though.

Edit: Hot as fuck here as well.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 19:01:29 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for looking out for me, brother

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:44:30 ago (+1/-0)

It's like no one remembers last year's summer. It was very hot, and it was a long summer. Can't anyone think back a mere year ago and remember bitching about the heat then?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:46:54 ago (+3/-0)

Last year summer was hot for like one week and then it got nice again. This humidity crap is ... sub-optimal.

I think I probably have to finish out the workday on a boat with a cold beer [or 8].

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 18:47:00 ago (+1/-0)

What last year!? Bro, people forgot the corona kabuki and tyranny within two weeks!

Although I bitch about heat every summer. I HATE heat and bugs

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 07:25:23 ago (+1/-0)

Although I bitch about heat every summer. I HATE heat and bugs

You sound like a really tough guy and not at all like a fat sweaty faggot. Bugs too huh? Did one of them bite you? Omg!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 13:08:31 ago (+0/-0)

I didn’t grow up in a bug infested shithole trailer like you did, cowlena.
Neither did my ancestors evolve in a hot bug promoting climate.
Way to out yourself as the uggo pajeet you are!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 15:32:03 ago (+1/-0)

Neither one of us grew up in a trailer park, but only one of us knows it’s a kike game to shit on trailer park whites like a leftist. Bad look, On-the-Ragnar.

Neither did my ancestors evolve in a hot bug promoting climate.

Neither did mine. But I know why you are always bitching about the heat and bugs every summer.

OMG I HATE heat and bugs! I hate hate HATE heat!

You are a fat fag. Nice job outing yourself as a homsexual and a fatty in one fell swoop.

Whats that crawling up your leg?! Gotcha fag!

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 15:41:09 ago (+1/-0)

Been known.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 16:36:51 ago (+0/-0)

Nice try covering up your pajeet or african roots.

Fail!!

Maybe you are a bean? At best, you are an iberian monkey.

(Regarding the trailer poors, I do usually stand up for them, but man, some of them are beyond reproach. Check out Ethan Ralph)

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 18:16:58 ago (+0/-0)

Nope, just NW European, as you well know. But keep wasting time trying to support this Dangus level turd flinging. White. White as can be. My white ass glows in the dark. At least as white as you. Probably whiter. And thinner!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 21:06:55 ago (+0/-0)

I’m not fat. I’m fit af unlike you and your ovaries

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 21:10:19 ago (+0/-0)

I’m not fat. I’m fit af unlike you and your ovaries

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 09:54:05 ago (+0/-0)

Why live in a place with a terrible climate?

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 12:12:49 ago (+1/-0)

Cos it’s majorly White

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2023 06:03:34 ago (+0/-0)