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[ - ] Scyber 5 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 13:03:20 ago (+5/-0)

Remember back in the 50s and 60s when people dressed in their best to travel by air.
Modern society has no shame anymore.

[ - ] dingbat 5 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 12:36:39 ago (+5/-0)

Lol. Look, I do not want to make any excuses for this waste of space ‘boon, but I had an incident where I almost peed right in my seat of a plane.

I had a natural birth, which severely weakens your “bladder control” muscles. The hubs, baby and I were on a plane ride back from visiting family and there was a decent amount of turbulence, which meant the fasten seatbelt light was on for the last half of our flight.

I was holding it, knowing we were getting closer to our descent. Our pilot announced that storms were approaching our destination and we had to go into a holding pattern (no pun intended) around the airport. I continued holding it. I was getting the chills and shakes. I kept telling the hubs I was about to pee my pants—he just didn’t get it. I was sitting on my foot and white as a sheet. We were finally descending, and I was about to blow. Instinctively, I hit the stewardess button, as my husband cringed; I didn’t care anymore. She approached and I said, “I’m sorry, but if I don’t go to the washroom right now, I’m going to pee everywhere.” She must’ve sensed the pain and urgency in my eyes, and she whispered, “go,” and I ran to the bathroom, relieved myself, and made it back just as the plane was landing, as passengers around me stared with wide eyes.

I guess what I’m getting at is that I understand how this could happen (?????) She’s a fat ass. Imagine all that weight sitting on her bladder. I’m not a savage and wouldn’t have dropped my pants, but I would’ve peed my pants for sure 😂

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 12:57:47 ago (+4/-0)*

It is for precisely this reason that when I must fly, I wear rubber pants tucked into rubber boots.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 14:24:57 ago (+2/-0)

tucked into rubber boots

Now that's creative.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 16:30:38 ago (+2/-0)

You can go to the bathroom during turbulence, just be prepared for movement around you. If you are reasonably fit and not a fatass you can make it to the bathroom without being flung around. Men: sit for this one, trust me.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 16:36:32 ago (+1/-0)

I was too polite—I would’ve gladly gone in turbulence as opposed to going during descent :)

[ - ] DivineLight2 5 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 11:39:21 ago (+5/-0)

I hate most airlines, airports and niggers. They deserve each other.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 15:59:23 ago (+1/-0)

I appreciate blacks feeling like they can truly show the world who they are

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 16:02:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] dingbat 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 16:08:04 ago (+1/-0)

I miss the good ol’ days when you’d never see niggers on planes. They are like a cancer that infests everythang they gits they handz on.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 4 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 12:47:07 ago (+4/-0)

I’m kind of on the side of the sheboon here, sky waitresses have a power control problem.

[ - ] WanderingToast 3 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 13:57:30 ago (+3/-0)

Yea, sounds like they were still on the ground also.

I'm giving them the option of peeing into the toilet or onto their leg

[ - ] 9000timesempty 4 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 11:27:15 ago (+4/-0)

Spirit Airlines = nigger airlines.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 11:59:51 ago (+2/-0)

i never fly these discount airlines for this reason. spirit, frontier, jetblue, etc.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 12:33:19 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. Southwest IMO is the only 'discount' airline worth a toss, and they've got problems too.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 15:55:22 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds pretty justified tbh. Not allowing passengers to use the bathroom, for literally no good fucking reason at all, is bullshit.

[ - ] HamsaOfDeath 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 10:17:01 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 14:23:34 ago (+0/-0)

The frustrated flight attendant tells the woman to drink more water “because your pee smells disgusting.”

Is she sure it was the pee that stunk?

[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 13:09:12 ago (+0/-0)

Descended from royalty