Lol. Look, I do not want to make any excuses for this waste of space ‘boon, but I had an incident where I almost peed right in my seat of a plane.
I had a natural birth, which severely weakens your “bladder control” muscles. The hubs, baby and I were on a plane ride back from visiting family and there was a decent amount of turbulence, which meant the fasten seatbelt light was on for the last half of our flight.
I was holding it, knowing we were getting closer to our descent. Our pilot announced that storms were approaching our destination and we had to go into a holding pattern (no pun intended) around the airport. I continued holding it. I was getting the chills and shakes. I kept telling the hubs I was about to pee my pants—he just didn’t get it. I was sitting on my foot and white as a sheet. We were finally descending, and I was about to blow. Instinctively, I hit the stewardess button, as my husband cringed; I didn’t care anymore. She approached and I said, “I’m sorry, but if I don’t go to the washroom right now, I’m going to pee everywhere.” She must’ve sensed the pain and urgency in my eyes, and she whispered, “go,” and I ran to the bathroom, relieved myself, and made it back just as the plane was landing, as passengers around me stared with wide eyes.
I guess what I’m getting at is that I understand how this could happen (?????) She’s a fat ass. Imagine all that weight sitting on her bladder. I’m not a savage and wouldn’t have dropped my pants, but I would’ve peed my pants for sure 😂
You can go to the bathroom during turbulence, just be prepared for movement around you. If you are reasonably fit and not a fatass you can make it to the bathroom without being flung around. Men: sit for this one, trust me.
[ + ] Scyber
[ - ] Scyber 5 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 13:03:20 ago (+5/-0)
Modern society has no shame anymore.
[ + ] dingbat
[ - ] dingbat 5 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 12:36:39 ago (+5/-0)
I had a natural birth, which severely weakens your “bladder control” muscles. The hubs, baby and I were on a plane ride back from visiting family and there was a decent amount of turbulence, which meant the fasten seatbelt light was on for the last half of our flight.
I was holding it, knowing we were getting closer to our descent. Our pilot announced that storms were approaching our destination and we had to go into a holding pattern (no pun intended) around the airport. I continued holding it. I was getting the chills and shakes. I kept telling the hubs I was about to pee my pants—he just didn’t get it. I was sitting on my foot and white as a sheet. We were finally descending, and I was about to blow. Instinctively, I hit the stewardess button, as my husband cringed; I didn’t care anymore. She approached and I said, “I’m sorry, but if I don’t go to the washroom right now, I’m going to pee everywhere.” She must’ve sensed the pain and urgency in my eyes, and she whispered, “go,” and I ran to the bathroom, relieved myself, and made it back just as the plane was landing, as passengers around me stared with wide eyes.
I guess what I’m getting at is that I understand how this could happen (?????) She’s a fat ass. Imagine all that weight sitting on her bladder. I’m not a savage and wouldn’t have dropped my pants, but I would’ve peed my pants for sure 😂
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 12:57:47 ago (+4/-0)*
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 14:24:57 ago (+2/-0)
Now that's creative.
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 16:30:38 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] dingbat
[ - ] dingbat 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 16:36:32 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] DivineLight2
[ - ] DivineLight2 5 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 11:39:21 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] Belfuro
[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 15:59:23 ago (+1/-0)
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[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 16:02:10 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] dingbat
[ - ] dingbat 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 16:08:04 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] SteppingRazor
[ - ] SteppingRazor 4 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 12:47:07 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] WanderingToast
[ - ] WanderingToast 3 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 13:57:30 ago (+3/-0)
I'm giving them the option of peeing into the toilet or onto their leg
[ + ] 9000timesempty
[ - ] 9000timesempty 4 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 11:27:15 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] shitface9000
[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 11:59:51 ago (+2/-0)
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[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 12:33:19 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Nosferatjew
[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 15:55:22 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] HamsaOfDeath
[ - ] HamsaOfDeath 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 10:17:01 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 14:23:34 ago (+0/-0)
Is she sure it was the pee that stunk?
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2023 13:09:12 ago (+0/-0)