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I'm not going to lie, it's a bit painful to watch.

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 17:57:24 ago (+23/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/1ftxhj.mp4



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[ - ] bossman131 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 19:22:49 ago (+6/-0)

I'd still hit it though

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 15 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 20:08:29 ago (+15/-0)

Damn, she even made the water hard.

[ - ] Aze 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 23:30:06 ago (+1/-0)

Best comment in all of voat's history.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 07:37:05 ago (+0/-0)

This isn't Voat. This is Talklol.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 00:03:24 ago (+0/-0)

I humbly accept the award for "best comment in the history of voat" and would like to thank all of the little people who helped me along the way -- without who's help, this all would have still been possible.

In no particular order:

@Anus_Expander

[ - ] FreeinTX 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 18:45:11 ago (+6/-0)

She's lucky she didn't break through. It could have killed her.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 21:49:24 ago (+2/-0)

Her momentum could’ve easily slid her several feet under the ice depending on water depth and such.
The shock of the immersion and likely dark cloudy water would’ve made finding the entry hole a roll of the dice.

She is quite lucky to have only bruised her flat ass as opposed to us watching her on v/watchpeopledie…

[ - ] Freespeechplease 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 22:00:21 ago (+4/-0)

I agree this outcome saved her life

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 22:01:54 ago (+0/-0)

Trapped under the ice?

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 19:46:52 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah these things give me the empathy cringe. I mean that's enough to crack backbone discs and vertebrae. Might as well jump on concrete from that height.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 18:18:54 ago (+3/-0)

The most painful part of that was the chafing I now have

on my dangus

yes, you read that correctly

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 02:11:03 ago (+2/-0)

Did she break her ankles? Because that looks like a great way to break your ankles.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 23:19:11 ago (+2/-0)

She’s hot tho

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 23:53:28 ago (+1/-0)

Not enough padding in the tush for butt flops on ice.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 00:01:28 ago (+2/-0)

Pain protection might be low but hotness factor is very high. And appropriately dumb too.

Now that I’m thinking about her retardation, she probably got hurt badly there. This means she maybe on bedrest for a while. Which means she will get fat. That automatically makes her not hot in the future. Sad.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 13:29:42 ago (+1/-0)

Better to be trapped above the ice, than below it. Regardless, that definitely looked like it hurt.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 18:29:45 ago (+2/-0)

OW.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 18:02:46 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 18:10:12 ago (+6/-0)

She wanted to show what she has to the internet. That's all she knew.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 20:28:36 ago (+1/-0)

Oh damn.... Oh damn!

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2023 01:58:56 ago (+0/-0)

Not as painful as your father doing a horse.