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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 9 monthsJul 25, 2023 13:13:52 ago (+1/-0)

All she had to do was give him her pic-a-nic basket; was that so hard?!!?!

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 9 monthsJul 25, 2023 12:47:08 ago (+1/-0)

thats what you get for following some influencer whore who doesnt show the huge team of MALES who enable her to go on an adventure.

i bet that bear gets cancer now from eating too much makeup.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2023 13:14:33 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck.

Just how much is too much makeup to eat?!

Asking for a friend...

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 9 monthsJul 25, 2023 13:18:59 ago (+1/-0)

yeah you should definitely tell your whore eehhhhm wife to take a shower before you lick her face.

oh wait, youre ancient american, right? does she paint her brown pussylips pink so youre more enthusiastic about licking her pussy???

gotcha!

nah sorry, just fooling around while drunk.

greetings from germany fren

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2023 13:24:41 ago (+0/-0)

You are a mean meanypants.

I am the disgusting injun halfbreed; she's a proper blonde, in all the ways. But she can act not-blonde from time to time.

Drunkness is awesome. Be sure to yell "NIGGER!!!" a whole bunch of times!

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 9 monthsJul 25, 2023 13:37:20 ago (+1/-0)

its a good thing my neighbours already know im racist, cause of course i couldnt resist yelling "niGGer" a couple of times after reading your answer.

stop messing with my mind, magically endowed medicine man.....

im too drunk to resist you. (just like your blondie =)

tell her its an insult to her god given beauty as a White Woman that she feels the need to enhance her beauty with artificial bullshit.

her beauty is a lake, my brain is just a bucket. her beauty makes my head overflow with beauty anyways when i try to measure it, so why waste time and ressources to try to enhance it. its futile.

spend those ressources on more sexy times, and the creation of new mixed breeds of rare and therefore valuable genetic niches.

if there were 2 billion ancient americans, i might think differently about it, but as there are so few of your people left, i wholeheartedly wish you the best of luck in creating a huge healthy family.