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[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 25, 2023 15:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

Either they got into the cocaine or Biden was f****** them.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 25, 2023 12:56:13 ago (+1/-0)

Easy explanation: German Shepherds need to pair bond with their owner. Biden is continually picking a breed that will inevitably lash out when it doesn't get attention from him.

Fun explanation: Dogs are sensitive to subsonic frequencies. Biden is a walking corpse being worn as a meat suit by some Chinese brain in a jar, and the dogs are picking up on part of the technology used to puppet him remotely.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 25, 2023 11:33:55 ago (+0/-0)

It likely found and ate some of hunter's drugs.

That or Brandon tried to dry sniff it.