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I'm constantly fuckin myself up

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:25:10 ago (+14/-0)     (whatever)

Fuck man, this shit's fuckin silly. I took a nasty fall last night and bruised a couple ribs and probably broke, or at least cracked, one. I can feel it, so it's probably just fuckin broke. I fucked up my foot the other day on a hike, and cut the fuck out of my finger on a broken beer bottle two days ago.
I'm really not careless, but this shit is SOP. It fuckin hurts and I'm starting to get too old for this fuck around shit.
I really do my best to suffer quietly, but god damn if this shit hasn't been coming all at once. I dunno, maybe I'm fuckin retarded and I've got what I've earned. I'd really like to think I'm better than that.

Any of you goats always seem to fuck yourself up, or am I just an idiot?


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[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 00:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

first paul neri with a sore back, now you with a sore body. What is actually happening here? One would think that someone put a curse on the users of this site...

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 01:28:05 ago (+0/-0)

(((Who))) might that be? (((HMMM)))?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 03:05:40 ago (+0/-0)

pack of flamin' whingers if you ask me!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 00:54:24 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 02:36:51 ago (+0/-0)

I fell because I stood up too fast and my blood pressure dropped, beared too much weight on my fucked up foot and lost my balance. The cut was from taking trash out at work. Call it bad luck I guess. I really do try to move with intention.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 04:30:14 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe a brain tumor or some kind of degenerative neurological disease. Having a series of self-injuries can be a warning sign something is going wrong.

Hopefully you're just retarded, but it might be worth getting checked out.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 04:52:35 ago (+0/-0)

I get hurt at work quite often. This year alone I had a blending disk explode off a grinder and slam my stomach, knocking the wind out of me. Some tension springs I was trying to remove gave way and hit me square in the cheek knocking me down and giving me half a chelsea grin. I dropped a 20’ piece of 2x6x1/4 tube on my pinky and ripped the nail out the back. Twisted my ankle jumping off a tractor onto loose gravel. And about a month ago, my back gave out (mid thirties.) whenever I lose my temper I end up regretting it as well, because I always end up kicking or punching something I shouldn’t.

[ - ] NeedleStack 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 08:35:20 ago (+0/-0)

What were you doing to where you fell so badly? Because I want to make sure I never do that. :) I feel for you. Hope you mend quickly.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 23:50:56 ago (+1/-0)

Idk, the hiking thing is pretty stupid. I don’t do it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 02:37:55 ago (+1/-0)

I do, and I'm usually barefoot when I'm in the woods.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 09:57:13 ago (+0/-0)

I can’t walk in my house barefoot!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 01:28:45 ago (+1/-0)

This bad luck,karma,or what ever you want to call it,comes in (3)'s,you seem to have made your quota for now.Heal-up,get back to your once confident self.

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 10:28:50 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I'm always bumping into things, to the point where I always have mystery bruises I can't remeber how I got. Always minor though.

Also when I was 18 or 19 I fell (/forward rolled) down a flight of stairs while drunk at a nightclub, in heels and a short skirt. Didn't hurt except my ego, as a bouncer was at the bottom of the stairs laughing his ass off. I imagine if I was a guy I would have been thrown out.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:33:18 ago (+2/-0)*

Pour hydrogen peroxide on that cut and suture up. If you don’t have anything stocked up, you can use duct tape if you cut it into a few THIN strips; blocking too much area on wound is bad. Very bad.

Sounds like you gotta lay off using that torso for a few days. Set something up on your chair so you can sleep sitting toward the backrest onto a table. Order a large take out of something you can easily reheat or just eat for a couple days. That’s fucked.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 21:00:18 ago (+2/-0)

I've got the triage under control, but I still gotta work. I have two jobs and they both need me there to get done. It's fine. It sucks, but it's fine. Fuckin bills ain't gonna pay themselves.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:33:28 ago (+2/-0)

Everyone does.

I've been lucky mine have been sheer stupidity with minor bad results.

But we probably all know someone who goes through a short period of something like broken leg, gash, and something like a bad burn from cooking, and then it's over.

I know one woman who broke her leg pretty badly a year ago and left her with a limp. She's stuck in a misery loop. There's not one woe-is-me thought she won't accept and then pass on to everyone else. It's like God himself is writing those random stupid thoughts as holy scripture and it's her job to spread the word.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:56:16 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not woe-is-me. It sucks, but fuckin everything does these days. Woe be to us. This kind of shit always seems to happen at the same time. I'm just wondering if anyone else has noticed or experienced it.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 21:58:01 ago (+2/-0)

Thankfully my health is mostly intact

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 23:04:36 ago (+2/-0)

or am I just an idiot?

Answers his own question at the end.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:47:20 ago (+3/-0)

Perry is the retard who has to wear a helmet ;)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:51:32 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah, see, what you don't realize is that helmet has fuckin flames painted on it. Talk your shit, I'm fuckin livin'

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:56:49 ago (+3/-0)

I'm always picking you for red rover.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 00:15:10 ago (+3/-0)

I am clumsy af. Ive been doing alot of yardwork lately and Ive just bashed up my legs and arms. Im covered in cuts and bruises. Maybe Im just sloppy and impatient when Im doing things? Anyway I dont crack any ribs usually but I bruise myself banging into things quite alot. Good thing Im a pussy who wont try anything risky. I get in plenty of trouble just walking around the house.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 02:32:35 ago (+0/-0)

I've broken all my ribs at one time or another, had a few of them kicked in. I've been hit by a car twice. Multiple concussions, couldn't begin to count the scars I've accumulated. I've been burnt to the third degree at least six times that I can remember, that always smells nice lol. I'm no stranger to pain, usually deal with it pretty well. It's getting harder to deal with though.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2023 12:51:07 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah see this is far more self destruction than Im capable of. But Im not a guy. I havent done a lot of physical work and am not into sports type stuff. I just have shitty coordination. Also I thnk I lack the patience to do some things properly.

Do you think you are a clumsy guy or do you think you just live a life of danger? Or both?

[ - ] observation1 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:31:39 ago (+4/-0)

All my major injuries were alcohol related. Stopped when I put the bottle down.

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 21:37:41 ago (+4/-0)

Now they are all sobriety related?

[ - ] Bufordxl 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 22:48:35 ago (+4/-0)

When you find you are in a hole, stop digging.

[ - ] HeyJames 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2023 20:41:36 ago (+5/-0)

One thing I learned after my 20s was that injuries have more severe consequences. In one's teens and 20s you can fall or roll your ankle and whatever happens is healed pretty quickly. Not so much once you get older. This is why I'm careful now