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I'm still finding myself...

submitted by gaperglory to FeminismIsCancer 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:34:50 ago (+38/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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And they wonder why, at 35, guys'd rather, take they're lives.


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 18:01:41 ago (+5/-0)

I see the factual humor here, but I found my wife at 35, she was 23.she had one boyfriend before me. I know, ‘they all lie’. Whatever. I know all of her people. I know her family, duh, and everything matches.
Where you have to get worried, is when things don’t match.
Everything should match.
Go ahead you negative faggots, bag on me all you want.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 18:22:47 ago (+4/-0)

Good for you man. I found mine when I was 26, she was 21. We are fucking old now. That was long ago.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 19:45:33 ago (+3/-0)

I’m almost 53 and she is 41 and looks even better than when I met her. I’m really happy in my marriage. I couldn’t wish for a better wife.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 01:56:31 ago (+1/-0)*

You're wife look better at 41 than 23? I'm glad youre happy but cmon dude...
Maybe with "love goggles". No one escapes gravity. Or for the flat earthers out there, "the ravages of time".

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 22:24:57 ago (+0/-0)

She’s thinner now, and due to our very healthy diets, her skin has improves, as has mine. She’s also smarter than she was back then and that’s always attractive!😆

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 22:07:49 ago (+2/-0)

Guess I could take your comment as a sort of whitepill, seeing as I'm "only" 24. And your stuff didn't work out until you were 35?

But this is the "modern" world, and realistically speaking shit ain't happening. Virgin women are non-existent, and even then virgin women of good moral character are subjects of mythology. Perhaps in a different time it would've worked out, but I can sit and play "what if" all day.

Favorite what if scenario is pondering on all the possibilities if the Romanians (Or was it Hungarians? Going off memory here...) did their fucking job and held the flanks so the 6th Army wasn't fucking encircled by bolshevik faggots and kikes.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 20:47:40 ago (+2/-0)

Either way, she’s trash.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 19:04:59 ago (+1/-0)

guys'd

What?

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 21:41:29 ago (+0/-0)

Guys would? Shortened to fit the rhyme.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 22:08:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yall ever whom'st'd've those guys'd the thing, señoro?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:58:41 ago (+1/-0)

WHAT IN THE DIABOLICAL FUCK ARE THESE?...in fact, I probably don't want to know.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 21:42:22 ago (+0/-0)

The depictions of the vaginal walls before and after being a feminist whore for your whole 20s.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 14:40:16 ago (+0/-0)

Damn,lol

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 22:06:10 ago (+0/-0)

Opposite for divorced women.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 01:59:55 ago (+0/-0)

If you say so. You must be talking about women w/o children.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -7 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 18:05:58 ago (+0/-7)

Yeah, it too bothers me that women like sex.