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Lana Del Ray is now a sloppyfat old ho

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:29:07 ago (+14/-3)     (tse2.mm.bing.net)

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.YahdQlKcDLl1j-tk7GebRAHaLH&pid=Api

Member how hott she used to be? Yeah, that's over. She also started workin at Waffle House, and no one knows why. Yes, really. Experts are baffled.


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[ - ] Scyber 6 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:58:36 ago (+6/-0)

She's 38. Way past the wall. Now she's slinging hash like a chain smoking old hag with a hoarse smoker's cough.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 16:03:06 ago (+4/-0)

I think it's a Andy Kaufman thing, to stay grounded...she is worth millions.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:43:48 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:37:48 ago (+4/-0)

Who?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 6 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:42:53 ago (+6/-0)

Singer/songwriter, a good one

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 18:48:37 ago (+3/-0)

Any kids? Taylor swift would be joining her down the cat lady path except Taylor swift is one of the biggest narricist the planet has ever see to bad she got infected by liberalism she should have been good for white people instead she is one of the biggest traitors to white women we have seen in a long time.

Many men have probably experience the swiftness effect and not even known it. She has caused so many girls and women to cheat and leave relationships in the name of liberalism feminism and fighting the patriarchy! It is disgusting

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 19:11:25 ago (+1/-0)

Theres a thing about her music being satanic but I havent taken the time to look into it? Have you?

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 03:45:45 ago (+1/-0)

Sure I have.

Is it popular? Yup.

Blared on the waves? Yup.

She affiliated with jews? Yup yup.

Well look at that, her music is Satanic. Whoda fuckin thunk.

[ - ] Jerd34 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 20:41:12 ago (+2/-0)

She was always gross

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 20:08:41 ago (+2/-0)

It's a bold strategy to go reverse Adele, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for her.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 18:50:04 ago (+2/-0)

I feel great now. Thanks, Anus Expander :)

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 07:17:34 ago (+2/-0)

I still like her music and voice, but am no longer interested in shacking up.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 09:02:59 ago (+1/-0)

She's a satanic piece of shit

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 09:05:04 ago (+0/-0)

Satanic in what way?

[ - ] oppressed 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:00:22 ago (+2/-0)

she made a song that glorifies mudsharking

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:08:06 ago (+3/-0)

Oh, well, to hell with her then

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 16:59:53 ago (+2/-0)

What's with the clothes shopping? it doesn't matter what fatties wear. They're just going to keep eating and getting fatter, while the psychology industry convinces them everything but eating is the problem

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:33:16 ago (+2/-0)

Music listening might help to prevent overeating when experiencing negative emotions

She must have not worn etymotic, sound-isolating earphones in the recording studio. Lana del Rey songs increase the rate of depression and suicide. No wonder she was smashing down the Hersheys bars and Ben and Jerrys sloppa-"cream"

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 22:04:44 ago (+1/-0)

Who dat bish iz?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 07:15:14 ago (+1/-0)

A good singer/songwriter, I like her voice

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 21:08:40 ago (+1/-0)

SHE THICKER THAN A MUHFUCKA THEY GET LIKE THAT WHEN THEY B HAVIN BLACK BABIES U HEARD

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 18:19:15 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Trope 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 23:49:25 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, yes, my favorite Nintendo 64 character

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 03:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

She was hot? Since when? Lmfao

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 07:14:01 ago (+0/-0)

20 years ago

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 00:03:41 ago (+0/-0)

Who?
Is the thing in the picture pregnant?

[ - ] Trope 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 19:14:11 ago (+0/-0)

I remember hearing a story that Lizzie Grant didn't do too well so her father paid to have it all scraped and had the record label rebrand her as Lana.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 07:16:21 ago (+0/-0)

yes, but the rebrand was her jew manager's idea, and it worked

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 16:14:16 ago (+1/-1)

This is what happens when you take the jew cock in the ass for fame. You start to make yourself as unattractive as possible.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -7 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:34:50 ago (+1/-8)

A solo girl that should have.

https://youtu.be/YQ6WW220__I

All women get old and saggy eventually. This is not news.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:39:55 ago (+5/-0)

Bro, she’s retarded looking.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 16:01:32 ago (+3/-0)

that's the fake eyelashes, I hate em too but like her music

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:35:38 ago (+3/-0)

No, it’s the protruding jaw that set me off. And, the fake fluffy lips. Besides, I can see the room temp IQ in her eyes. Even though she most likely did not produce the video, she nevertheless approved it. No intelligent person would view that of themselves and let it go to print.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:40:49 ago (+1/-0)

She is a strange chick, yes, but I would like to spend a weekend with her in a cheap motel with some MDMA and a tank of ether

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:52:34 ago (+1/-0)

Bro, I feel ya, but drugs are bad mang!

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:54:50 ago (+2/-0)

Drugs are only bad when you get too old to handle the comedown

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 18:05:02 ago (+0/-0)

Well no shit genius! I’ve done my fair share. Hell, some of them I still would do if it weren’t for the fact that fentanyl would eventually kill me. I know when to stop.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 22:06:55 ago (+1/-0)

I mean slightly downy but she's not spectrum tarded.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -5 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:42:21 ago (+1/-6)

I'll take Taylor Swift.

https://youtu.be/8xg3vE8Ie_E

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:39:48 ago (+2/-0)

Taylor Swift single handedly ruined country music. And, her incessant whining is annoying. Besides, too skinny and flat. Also, she’s stupid.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 17:40:24 ago (+0/-0)

Taylor Swift single handedly ruined country music. And, her incessant whining is annoying. Besides, too skinny and flat. Also, she’s stupid.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper -3 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 15:56:08 ago (+0/-3)

I really wish you would die

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 16:04:25 ago (+1/-0)

on a long enough timeline, my chances of survival are very low indeed, faggit

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -5 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 16:19:46 ago (+0/-5)

I'd think death would only be warranted if I wanted to see Megan Fox.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXlJ674UAAAzE2v.jpg

There is still time to send SWAT though.

https://files.catbox.moe/rvgqbw.png