"Here, just let me move this chair out of your way."
"No. I like this chair. Imma sit there while we watch TV."
TFW you get mugged by a large herbivore.
"Hey bruh, I aint tellin' what to do or nothing, but if a pan of food was to suddenly appear out on your porch, I might be persuaded to not take a giant liquid dump right here on your mattress, gnome sayin'?"
[ + ] Crackinjokes
[ - ] Crackinjokes 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 08:13:00 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 09:24:59 ago (+1/-0)*
"No. I like this chair. Imma sit there while we watch TV."
TFW you get mugged by a large herbivore.
"Hey bruh, I aint tellin' what to do or nothing, but if a pan of food was to suddenly appear out on your porch, I might be persuaded to not take a giant liquid dump right here on your mattress, gnome sayin'?"
[ + ] Deleted
[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 07:59:56 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 11:03:37 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 11:20:04 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 14:29:34 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Puller_of_Noses
[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 09:10:45 ago (+0/-0)
Antifa wouldn't be paid by communist jews to burn and loot American cities if you shot a buffalo in your house.
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2023 13:50:07 ago (+0/-0)