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Eye color is bullshit

submitted by anon to AnonTalk 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 01:04:15 ago (+2/-4)     (AnonTalk)

If your eye are blue or brown congratulations. You get to have an eye color. If your eyes are anything else FUCK YOU! You don't get an eye color, you get "hazel". Which means everything but blue and brown. But wait, what about green? Yeah, some people with green eyes can get away with saying they have green eyes. But if you have dark green eyes or you have green eyes with a brown inner ring, FUCK YOU HAZEL. Hazel IS green eyes. WTF does "hazel" even mean? If hazel is a color it would be brown. Everyone with "hazel" eyes has green fucking eyes with an inner brown ring. But the majority of the eye is green.

Green eyes are not fucking rare, hazel isn't a color, they are fucking green.

Most people eyes aren't 1 color either. Theres a thing called "central heterochromia" and they claim is extremely rare. Lol. What a absolute retarded load of BULLSHIT. Look at ANY "hazel" eye. Distinct green outer, district brown inner. This is completely indisputable.

There are so many layers to eye color being bullshit. It fucking pisses me off. Sieg fucking heil.


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[ - ] BushChuck 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 09:39:59 ago (+1/-0)

Hazel is "hazel nut", a light brown/blond colour.

Green eyes are extremely rare, at less than 1.8%/population.

[ - ] anon 8767451 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 04:35:57 ago (+1/-0)

Is it true if you keep a white newborn out of the sunlight for 6 months never to go outsise they'll have blue eyes?

[ - ] anon 3470954 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 05:15:47 ago (+0/-0)

??? Don’t you know about the isolation chambers at the hospitals for newborns? You have to pay for this. It’s not free. The new ones have negative atmospheric pressure which causes the infants spine to elongate slightly so when they grow up they will be 2 to 3 inches taller than usual.

[ - ] anon 8767451 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 09:37:00 ago (+0/-0)

Crazy

[ - ] anon 9851077 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 03:11:14 ago (+1/-0)

Green eyes are the rarest eye colour and hazel is a combination of brown, green and blue, shitskins can’t have hazel.

[ - ] anon 3486359 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 05:08:50 ago (+0/-0)*

I have grey eyes and have never been able to discern any "greeness" at all in those with supposedly green eyes ..

https://i.postimg.cc/d01tTYSg/Violet-Eyes.jpg
YT.

A girl came into the pub she was with a PR company and was wearing a G string she had amazing eyes, I mentioned it to her and she said "they are violet," I have always wondered if she had colored contact lenses or whether her eyes were naturally that color.

[ - ] anon 9851077 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 11:31:22 ago (+0/-0)

Purple eyes are fake, especially in that picture you just posted.

Pink eyes occurs in people with albinism

[ - ] anon 3486359 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 12:17:35 ago (+0/-0)

A common myth is that people with albinism have red eyes .. although lighting conditions can allow the blood vessels at the back of the eye to be seen, which can cause the eyes to look reddish or violet, most people with albinism have blue eyes. Albinism.org.

The eyes of the girl who was in the pub were exactly the same shade of violet as in the pic.

[ - ] anon 9851077 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 13:11:53 ago (+0/-0)

Myth? Ive seen several albinos IRL with pink eyes.

The eyes of the girl who was in the pub were exactly the same shade of violet as in the pic.

She was 100% wearing contacts. Purple eyes do not exist.

Alexandria's genesis is a myth about the existence of “perfect” human beings who have purple eyes, its from a sci-fi book you mong. The original motion picture Dune had characters with purple eyes from huffing 'spice'.

[ - ] anon 3486359 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 13:29:46 ago (+0/-0)

you mong..

You're the only "mong" around here, if you can't participate in normal communication without personal abuse you might as well just chug out on ventalin and wait for the end..

[ - ] anon 9851077 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 13:45:24 ago (+0/-0)

completely natural and very rare hair color, its true because she told me so

Alexandria's Genesis (violet eyes) is an internet myth. Imagine being you and thinking it was real, lol.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 14:52:55 ago (+0/-0)

What color is it that is brown with a green perimeter ring that can only be seen under certain light conditions?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 10:41:11 ago (+0/-0)

My sister was born with eyes as green as emeralds and mine were a vibrant blue. Both of ours darkened as we aged but mine are still blue and hers are still green.

I don't understand the need for all the semantics here.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 01:47:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2835618 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 01:40:57 ago (+0/-0)

"WTF does "hazel" even mean?"
Hazel is an English name that can also refer to a greenish-brown color. Hazel Name Origin: English. Pronunciation: hay-zuhl.

[ - ] anon 2947656 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 01:15:26 ago (+0/-0)

I jizzed in your mom's eyes faggot

[ - ] anon 4239558 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 01:14:42 ago (+0/-0)

Fair enough pink eye. Now tell us your thoughts on freckles and oversized labias.

[ - ] anon 3807118 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 01:08:18 ago (+0/-0)

Your eye color is bull shit. BURN!