It was that first Nintendo that led me down the path to depravity
Who could have thought that saving a princess from a giant lizard would become addictive ?
I purposely hurt myself so that I could go on worker’s compensation just to play that game
Of course this led to my weed, alcohol, and brief cocaine addiction…, suicidal thoughts, gambling problem, broken bones, divorce, temporary homelessness, bankruptcy, missing teeth and the scars to prove it all.
Moral to this story is: Don’t be a plumber not even pretend. There is a giant lizard but he’s all in your mind.
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 12 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 15:40:01 ago (+12/-0)
How little I knew of the jew.
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 22:06:50 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 23:08:09 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] La_Chalupacabra
[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 6 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 13:39:56 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] Portmanure
[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 15:58:41 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] La_Chalupacabra
[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 16:54:44 ago (+2/-0)
It's a good policy
[ + ] VitaminSieg
[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 17:37:52 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 22:07:30 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] 2Drunk
[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 21:52:00 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 01:40:44 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] purityspiral
[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 13:18:26 ago (+1/-0)
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so you must be
No, it's not good news is it?
[ + ] rabidR04CH
[ - ] rabidR04CH 2 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 22:27:36 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Steelerfish
[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 21:38:00 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Trope
[ - ] Trope 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 19:49:18 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 22:08:46 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 15:48:19 ago (+2/-1)
Who could have thought that saving a princess from a giant lizard would become addictive ?
I purposely hurt myself so that I could go on worker’s compensation just to play that game
Of course this led to my weed, alcohol, and brief cocaine addiction…, suicidal thoughts, gambling problem, broken bones, divorce, temporary homelessness, bankruptcy, missing teeth and the scars to prove it all.
Moral to this story is: Don’t be a plumber not even pretend. There is a giant lizard but he’s all in your mind.
[ + ] CoronaHoax
[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 00:05:49 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Joe_McCarthy
[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -2 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 16:03:09 ago (+0/-2)*
"It's 2023 and every woman can finally show her butthole on the internet." - said at communities.feds recently
NSFW:
https://files.catbox.moe/7tahp8.mp4
Otherwise things definitely looked better from the vantage point of an 80s kid, or especially a 50s kid I'd imagine.
[ + ]deleted
[ - ] deleted -4 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 17:19:50 ago (+1/-5)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 22:09:51 ago (+2/-0)
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[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 01:17:50 ago (+1/-0)
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[ - ] deleted -2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 04:55:52 ago (+0/-2)
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[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 13:59:45 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] purityspiral
[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 13:21:59 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] GayPatriot1969
[ - ] GayPatriot1969 -5 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 15:36:37 ago (+0/-5)
[ + ] deleted
[ - ] deleted 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 01:18:23 ago (+2/-0)