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Gentlemen, I'm Pleased to Inform Everyone...

submitted by BulletStopper to Guns 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 04:25:43 ago (+46/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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...it just does...if...you are White.


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[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:36:59 ago (+4/-0)

Bonus points for also being physically fit. I know way too many pro shooters who are fat fucks.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:53:57 ago (+2/-0)

I know way too many pro shooters who are fat fucks.

I consider it a blessing that I do not.

[ - ] Jerd34 0 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 11:19:24 ago (+2/-2)

Most of these idiots are just range fags. Can barely get out of their own $80k trucks without breaking a sweat. Can’t live without blood thinners, and completely buried under debt. Their “homestead” is a million dollar operation that would never function without modern infrastructure. They’re just stocking up on gear for guys like me to come and take while they swell up like an alcohol blister and pop.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 3 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 12:03:50 ago (+3/-0)

Their “homestead” is a million dollar operation that would never function without modern infrastructure.

You're aware that operations that big can also afford to hire their own, on-site, private security, right? And I don't mean your local mall-ninjas. To help put it in perspective for you, the head of security for the King Ranch down here is a retired CAG guy. I know this because he's a friend of mine. And what kind of guys do you think he hires?

They have helicopters, drones, and seismic and infrared sensors, and cameras on all the LOC. By the time you even get with eyesight of the porchlights, they've already been watching you for about three hours, porkchop.

They’re just stocking up on gear for guys like me to come and take.

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Just out of curiosity, who exactly do you think you're impressing by puffing out your little chest and running your suck? If it's such a peachy keen idea and you're so hot to do it, get on with it already. Stop banging your teeth together about all the wonders and miracles you gonna perform and get to work already. What's holding you back, sunshine? The fear, or the atmosphere? Just sitting around, waiting for your moment to pounce? Uh-huh.

Or not. I'm guessing not. Anybody that whacks off that much and that loud about all the shit they're gonna do, never does.

[ - ] Jerd34 1 point 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 12:13:02 ago (+2/-1)

You live in a fantasy. It’s this mentality that I will take advantage of.

[ - ] Jerd34 -1 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 12:21:18 ago (+0/-1)*

Btw, thanks for pulling their inventory, exposing them for me. You realize all that equipment needs fuel, mechanics, power, etc. all of those roided up security guards need lots of food, and when they get hungry and thirsty, they will see things differently as well. This kind of operation only works with functioning infrastructure, industry, transportation, food production. There is a strategy for gathering firewood that works as a good over all philosophy, and it goes something like this: in a survival situation, you need to gather firewood, when you think you have enough, then you need to gather 5 times that amount, and then you might have a chance. This applies to everything. The burden of maintaining a huge operation will be is detriment and eventual downfall. You think you’re prepared, there is always a bigger fish that will eat you. The global elite have been preparing for this for several generations, unless you’re a billionaire and have an underground city that is completely self sustaining, your just another fish.

[ - ] Jerd34 -1 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 12:28:33 ago (+0/-1)

This is an obvious hard cope. It’s safe to assume you’re obese, and you need pharmaceuticals to maintain.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 12:16:17 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Jerd34 0 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 11:32:12 ago (+2/-2)

The best strategy to prepare for what is coming looks something like this: your bugout bag should contain plenty of protein/nutrient dense food, water filtration, fire starting tools, and a few solid knives. No need to carry guns and heavy ammo. Just find the nearest old fat fuck with an armory, camp out near him, pick him apart until you infiltrate his operation, get what you need and move on. SHTF is not gonna be a Boy Scout outing like many of you seem to think. It will be everyone for themselves, and that means me taking what I need from you because from my perspective, I’m the most important person in the world.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 12:14:13 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 12:48:01 ago (+1/-0)

Uh-huh. Congratulations, porkchop. You're already a meme.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta/

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/internet-tough-guy

Don't bother pounding your little chest at me sweetness. I really don't care.
You know the best things about a conversation like this?

We'll never have to have it again.

Go sit in the corner with your friend and think about what you've done. Bye bye, porkchop.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2023 12:56:04 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Jerd34 -3 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:58:05 ago (+0/-3)

Being able to take your guns and resources and turn them against you, makes me a superior person. I don’t need to arm myself, costs way too much these days. I just need to wait and let the nearest fatass nascar American to stock up, then I’ll be set.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 10:20:38 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Jerd34 -2 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 11:12:28 ago (+0/-2)

US marine, marksman instructor, third award expert, highly skilled diesel mechanic. I will break your entire system, burden you with running around patching holes, and before you know it, you’re lying in a ditch pissing on yourself wondering what the fuck happened.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 12:11:48 ago (+2/-0)*

Uh-huh. Congratulations, porkchop. You're already a meme.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta/

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/internet-tough-guy

You know the best things about a conversation like this?

We'll never have to have it again.

Bye bye, porkchop.

[ - ] TankTinker -7 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 05:58:53 ago (+1/-8)*

Most suicides in the US are by guns whereas 66% of all gun deaths are suicide, thus if you wish to lower yr suicide risk don't have a gun.

[ - ] o0shad0o 9 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 06:26:36 ago (+10/-1)

Most sandwiches are peanut butter, whereas 66% of all peanut butter consumption is via sandwich thus if you wish to eat fewer sandwiches don't buy peanut butter.

Dumb take. If someone decides to kill themselves and a gun is handy they'll use it, otherwise they'll find another method.

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:17:50 ago (+5/-1)

A lot of people die in car crashes from drunk drivers, therefore we should do prohibition again.

[ - ] o0shad0o 5 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:21:02 ago (+5/-0)

No, we should obviously ban cars.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 10:53:36 ago (+2/-0)

And backyard swimming pools.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 4 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:18:35 ago (+4/-0)*

So since you believe that most suicides in The US are by firearms, that by eliminating firearms you will eliminate suicide?

laughs at you in Canadian (where the third highest cause of death is suicide, and the government will help you do it.)

Sunshine, the very first death report I took as a Fayetteville cop was for a homeless junkie that found out at the clinic that he was HIV positive. He walked directly from there down to the train tracks, waited til a train was coming, and laid his neck on the rail. The pressure from the wheels had actually sealed the neck off, so there was very little blood. You think we should get rid of all trains, or just people's access to train tracks?

The point being, getting rid of firearms doesn't get rid of the desire. Eliminating one mechanism doesn't solve the problem. If someone wants to kill themselves, they're going to find a way.

You planning to systematically chase your tail by trying to eliminate whatever the latest, most effective method is that year?
Sounds like the basis for a plan for yet another never-ending taxpayer-funded government agency to me. Maybe the president can appoint a "Suicide Czar" to oversee it. If you get the government to help, does that make it okay? What if the method the government recommended was by firearm? Would that make it better?

Based on your comments, you are either being willfully obtuse because getting other people to react to you is the only confirmation you can get that you exist, or you're so stupid that your problems will eventually solve themselves when you starve to death because you forgot which hole to feed yourself through.

Take about 45 Tylenol, go lie down, and contemplate your own silliness until your liver fails.

[ - ] The_Reunto 4 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:44:11 ago (+4/-0)

Suicidal people find a way. Take away guns and a different option will prevent itself.

Therefore taking away guns wouldn't lower suicide.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 3 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:58:46 ago (+3/-0)*

Notice how he only counts successes?

Most suicides in the US are by guns

That's because in order to count, it has to be successful, doesn't it? If you try and fail, it's not a suicide, is it?
And all you done is 1) fail to improve your situation, and, 2) found one more thing that you're no goddamm good at.

How many so-called, quote, unquote, "deaths by accidental drug overdose" are actually suicides, do you think? More than you know.
But life insurance policies don't pay off on suicides (not at first anyway, some policies will but only after a fixed time).
But they will on "accidents".