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The euridite complimenter

submitted by UncleDoug to TotalBullshit 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 15:00:52 ago (+40/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/q7jgsj.mp4

Let's have a day off calling each other disparaging remarks and give a random fellow goat a nice compliment today.

The more unique, the more bespoke, [a compliment] the more devastatingly effective.

@Ozark, you have the pensive disposition of a stoic philosopher.



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[ - ] OyGoy 14 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 15:39:20 ago (+14/-0)

Until a nigger doesn't understand what you're saying and shoots you for being racist.

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 16:51:51 ago (+4/-0)

In Philly a White would even attack him under the normal presumption that it is ignorant sarcasm.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 17:08:00 ago (+1/-0)

@PostWallHelena Thanks for proving that just because a woman has a right to vote, doesn’t mean that the vote should count.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 18:28:23 ago (+2/-0)

I have no context for this. Uncle Doug’s videos are not viewable for me,

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 19:17:40 ago (+2/-0)

That's odd. You can see my videos,can't you? I've seen others saying they can't view his vids. As far as I know everyone can see mine.

Need @x0x7 to come to the rescue. He has been helpfully providing alternative links.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 20:59:58 ago (+2/-0)

She’s on an iphone.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 21:12:04 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I can see yours fine. Just never Dougs. A couple others mentioned they had the same problem. Dont know why.

[ - ] qwop 3 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 08:05:39 ago (+3/-0)

I have the same problem. They use the Opus audio codec. I think the browser croaks on it. What I do is copy the link and play it in VLC. Then it works. You can do the same.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:57:08 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah sounds like it could be a codec problem. I refuse to update my browser which might alleviate this problem but frankly I dont care that much.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 05:59:15 ago (+1/-0)

Often updating you browser won't solve the problem. When it was developed they decided to only include support for web standard codecs, which is understandable. They probably don't have additional codec support in the update.

Really people just need to learn to output videos for web, or better yet, stop re-encoding them to begin with. I suppose maybe they re-encode them because catbox has pretty tight size limitations. But gvid and pomf2.lain.la don't. And seeing as catbox has been getting less reliable we should be migrating away from it anyway. Then we can just use original versions of videos, we get better quality, and we don't have to deal with everyone's random video settings.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 12:16:03 ago (+1/-0)

if you're on mobile, could be an encoding issue (especially ios)

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 01:44:10 ago (+0/-0)

Have any of these videos ever worked? Because we have 100 odd users and this just just 32 upvotes and no everyone is viewing and upvoting. My vids work for the clear and vast majority of all users apparently.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 14:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah okay. Im just saying to the person that pinged me that I can not see it. Dont worry about it.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 14:50:40 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not being a dick about it. I'd like you to see it and be involved.

Try using different browsers, using desktop login, and adding codec packs to view more media file types (encoding from source to .mp4 might be an issue), originally I thought it was a region loocked issue from host.

Browser plugins might assist with viewing content.

Have you tried opening the video in another window?

Do any of the videos every work? Can you see uploaded pictures I post?

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 06:26:42 ago (+1/-0)

Usually for web its a good idea to output to the most widely viewable codec's possible. Just because many browsers manage to expand coverage for "not for web" videos doesn't mean it isn't a good idea to target what is the most broadly playable. Maybe there is a lot that can be done on both sides to meet in the middle but you do have less than standard codecs on both video and audio.

So for audio the most standard is `aac`, and for video that's `libx264` for quality or `h264_nvenc` for gpu accelerated but might come out looking blocky if there is any low light or lot of movement.

This is my goto:
`ffmpeg -i "your source file or url" -c:v libx264 -c:a aac out.mp4

MP4s can play on an iphone. It depends on what's in the mp4. Mp4 vs mkv vs webm is like .zip, .rar, .tar.gz. It's just a container format. AV1 and Opus are definitely less standard.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 01:40:36 ago (+0/-0)

She's a boomer and keeps trying to watch .mp4 videos on an iPhone.

Maybe tlol can make a poll on standardising file format and host?

[ - ] qwop 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 08:06:58 ago (+1/-0)

As far as I can tell the Opus audio codec may be the issue. I play them on VLC and I am on Windows, then it works. But I have an old browser which probably can't handle Opus.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] -1 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 09:27:32 ago (+0/-1)

I’ve mentioned codecs before, but boomers gonna boom

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 06:17:19 ago (+0/-0)

This one should be more reasonably encoded: https://gvid.tv/v/DX7PMP

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 08:15:14 ago (+0/-0)

That's what I thought, but not about Philly, never been.

[ - ] observation1 9 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 15:17:00 ago (+9/-0)

@conspirologist , you have the attention span of a piss-ant, the trustworthiness of a tax collector, and the command of language of a 12 year old. You are like the johnny appleseed, spreading, what should be delcicious fruit trees, but who does not even eat fruit. And we find, are not even appleaeeds, but rather ML rat poison. You are like johnny rat-poison-seed of the internet. Good day to you sir.

[ - ] Ex_hack 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 15:21:47 ago (+3/-0)

But Conspirologist isn't a single person, it's a team of 2 or 3 curry niggers spamming this site with inane horseshit.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 7 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 15:13:31 ago (+7/-0)

Compliments the masktard with a lie about it being safe

And he was doing so well too.

[ - ] Ozark 6 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 15:40:29 ago (+6/-0)

I will have to ponder on that before I do any complimenting.

[ - ] FacelessOne 6 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 15:35:30 ago (+6/-0)

@Graydragon you radiate with energy to make even the sun jealous

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 16:53:39 ago (+3/-0)

Faceless, words don't even exist in a contemporary dictionary to illustrate you.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 16:31:38 ago (+4/-0)

This post excels in dopamine delivery!

[ - ] deleted 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 18:39:46 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 16:10:07 ago (+3/-0)

I was reading @observation1's "compliment" to @conspirologist and it reminded me of the time I was at a party. This very suave, debonair fellow was working the room in an unusual way. He would walk by a lady and say, in a little above a whisper, "tickle my ass with a feather". If the lady said, "What did you Say?", he would reply with, "typical nasty weather".
After a few rounds of this an old drunk walks up to him and said, "I see what you're doing!" "I'm gonna give it a try." So the drunk goes up to a lady and blurts in her face, "Fucks like Rain!"


Observation, you might need to work on it just a bit there bub.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 17:16:43 ago (+0/-0)

Oh shit, I'm doing it wrong.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 00:13:37 ago (+2/-0)

This is how Americans like to think of Brits but there are more like this

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 01:42:20 ago (+1/-0)*

Sleaford mods is a great band. Great experience seeing them live.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 9 monthsJul 22, 2023 12:16:57 ago (+1/-0)

I wanted to dislike this, but the guy is too charming

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 21:03:05 ago (+2/-0)

@Uncledoug your buttholes been rooted by many a kangaroo but your articulate pentameter is accentuated by your ability to open your mouth just wide enough to fit in @Anticlutchs balls daily.

Well done sir!

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 19:58:18 ago (+2/-0)

Ummmm...

Your niggerfaggotry is exquisite, @UncleDoug.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 16:39:32 ago (+2/-1)

I would knock that faggit out if he talked to me

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 19:04:43 ago (+3/-0)

That's why we can't have nice things.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2023 16:31:11 ago (+1/-1)

Lol