Asked if he had any last words, Cannon said: ‘Yes, I confess with my mouth and believe in my heart that God raised Jesus from the dead. Therefore I am saved. Thank you.’
kek the beasts of the field aren't allowed in Heaven. Can you imagine seeing Jesus sitting on his golden throne and a big buck nigger strutting through the yard like "sheeeit we don't beez habben to wash ow chiggums up in dis bitch"?
Remember when you told me you were done ridiculing Christianity because you figured it did not serve anything of remote value? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
E: Then again, maybe we were both raging drunk, but I remember the conversation.
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E: Then again, maybe we were both raging drunk, but I remember the conversation.
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Imagine how @Love240 will feel when he gets there and Jesus is playing table tennis with a this Nigger!