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Coffee is racist

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 20:03:51 ago (+14/-2)     (scored.co)

https://scored.co/c/ConsumeProduct/p/16bj0aCjir



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[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 20:10:44 ago (+4/-0)*

https://archive.ph/UeWzQ

The article was already stupid to begin with but then this

Milk also became racist after white supremacists began using the white drink as a symbol of their skin.

Yes because thats totally the reason.

Ok finished the article

But ultimately, and I know this will hurt, a proper commitment to doing antiracist direct action requires that we give up coffee altogether. Unless you’re Ethiopian.

Giving up coffee is the most racist thing you can do. It's literally genocide.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 20:24:04 ago (+6/-0)

You make a stronger case for me to give up coffee than the article does.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 20:30:58 ago (+2/-0)

Now I'm conflicted. Do I double down or quit cold turkey?

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 20:48:09 ago (+1/-2)

Quit. Who lives off coffee? Its only grown in shitskin countries. A few jews take a cut. Youre better off without it.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 22:10:56 ago (+2/-0)

A cup of meth is really bad for your teeth.

I really need to start roasting again though. It's been exclusively tea for awhile now. But speaking of drugs, I checked out the new psilocybin booth at the farmers market today. What a trip.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 23:45:02 ago (+2/-1)

A cup of meth is really bad for your teeth.

Is it an either / or? You don’t need stimulants.

the new psilocybin booth at the farmers market today. What a trip.

Are you pulling my leg? Propably not, knowing California.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:48:22 ago (+1/-0)

What about asians and their obsession with skin whitening pills and lotion? Literally slant eyes hitlers!

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 03:02:49 ago (+1/-0)

Don't worry. The article on how NOT drinking coffee is ALSO rayciss has already been written. It'll post next week.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 20:08:19 ago (+3/-0)

So you telling me we wuz baristas n shit?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 20:29:28 ago (+3/-0)

I'm at a stage now where I'm not fizzed or phazed with the overwhelming absurdities of clown world...but it's this type of shit that puts humanity in danger of extinction....there's no reason for whomever authored this tripe to be breathing on it's own.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:52:47 ago (+2/-0)

It probably doesn't. It's quadruple jabbed and quintuple boosted with an iron lung and muh kondishunz! And it was hired because the wheel chair bound transfaggot bipoc HR manager had to hire what passed as a hoooowyte wymxn.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 20:47:57 ago (+2/-0)

I'll have a grande vanilla sweet-cream racism, please.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:54:51 ago (+3/-0)

I'll have the lazy cotton picker half calf with lynch cream.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 23:04:39 ago (+2/-0)

Honest to goodness I don't know if I've ever seen a nigger drinking coffee in person.

Niggers are more about dat purple drank.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:47:20 ago (+1/-0)

www.ingrouppreferencecoffee.co

[ - ] Jerd34 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 00:00:52 ago (+1/-0)

I will make a concerted effort to drink more coffee now.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 03:00:38 ago (+1/-0)

Why Yes. Yes it is. Wonderful, delicious, steaming hot, racism. Several times a day.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 10:59:00 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t care. I’m drinking coffee right now.