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Weather control and the future of food.

submitted by WEFdeniableaccount to whatever 10 monthsJul 19, 2023 14:33:30 ago (+10/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/f7nmk8.mp4

It's working as intended.
The food crisis looms.
It will sort the boys from the men.
Runaway pricing will be used to usher in our new food security systems.

It's going to be painful for a bit but worth it. Large bags of rice and pasta would be a wise purchase.

Not everyone is entirely in agreement but it's happening so prepare.


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[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 10 monthsJul 19, 2023 14:56:11 ago (+3/-0)

A meme never hit so hard.

Haarp isn't the only weapon in their arsenal. This year they turned on the groundhound canon full blast.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 10 monthsJul 19, 2023 20:20:59 ago (+0/-0)

Do tell more

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 monthsJul 19, 2023 22:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

They're running all around the street. One of them ate my lettuce! Maybe it was more than 1 I dont know. My strawberry plant was gone one day, whole pot of lettuce eaten, tomato plants ( three measly ones out front, thank god it hasnt touched the ones out back) and husband saw one about to jump in the cucumber bed today. That one he was able to run off.

He said he saw one that was ran over in the road and the other day up the street also saw two little ones run behind in someones yard.

I realize now I for some reason wrote groundhound instead of groundhog so whoops but these fuckers need to be dead by tommorow.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 10 monthsJul 20, 2023 04:47:34 ago (+0/-0)

Theres these special dosing ground poker rods. You buy some bait and put it in the compartment at the top of the rod. Then you look for their holes and stick the rod in where you think the deeper chambers are and dispense the poison. Killed all the little fuckers within a week and was like $30 ln amazon.

[ - ] alolanpikachu2 0 points 10 monthsJul 19, 2023 21:58:43 ago (+0/-0)

What is the canon?

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 10 monthsJul 19, 2023 16:01:22 ago (+0/-0)

Who is the driver dude?
I stopped watching movies a long time ago and I don't keep up with who's who in pedollywood.
I know a guy IRL that is a twin to that guy. Well, he was about 40 years ago. The guy I know has a head full of gray hair now.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 monthsJul 19, 2023 16:10:54 ago (+0/-0)

Pedro Pascal. Has a new gay cowboy movie coming out soon.