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No missteps

submitted by dulcima to videos 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 10:50:21 ago (+47/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/11y98j.mp4



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[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 00:40:15 ago (+1/-0)

Horry shit!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:32:58 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 00:41:02 ago (+2/-0)

The first snow is the worst.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:24:30 ago (+1/-0)

Does the sun ever shine in china?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:24:11 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck that dude.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:06:20 ago (+1/-0)*

Imagine being the guy that had to chisel that mah nizzle.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 20:17:11 ago (+1/-0)

Fisheye lens exaggerates the scene but it still intrigues me.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 19:38:28 ago (+1/-0)

Unlike the west it's actually scary cuz chinese.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 17:50:54 ago (+1/-2)

Every step was hand cut into that rock.
But when?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 19:39:49 ago (+2/-0)

I dunno about this exactly. China has been around a long time, and I know they have escape places for when the barbarians attack. This might be one of those. It would be easy to defend the top of this.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:13:10 ago (+1/-0)

There's a plaque at the bottom it says the guy died as soon as he chisled the last step.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 17:25:39 ago (+1/-0)

Nope.

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 16:46:32 ago (+3/-0)

Nope.

[ - ] Stonkmar 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 15:42:18 ago (+3/-0)

Imagine making it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:14:52 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine the smell

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 15:06:29 ago (+3/-0)

wet stone cliff-side steps

NO THANK YOU

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 8 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 14:23:42 ago (+8/-0)

Slopes are really hard to represent on camera, this one also is filmed with a fish eye lens which throws off perspective. Its hard to say from this how steep and butt clenching that really is. May be moderate clench or even worse than it looks

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 15:16:01 ago (+3/-0)

It is the fish-eye lens. It may be dangerous looking, but way less than the perception is.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 23:15:34 ago (+1/-0)

Even un-fisheyed, it's a whole lotta "fuck that noise."

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:07:22 ago (+1/-0)

Slopes are really hard to represent on camera

No they aren't they usually have one around their neck.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 18:07:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 14:17:06 ago (+1/-0)

Am I the only one kind of hoping that whoever was dumb enough to record themselves going down those steps rather than being prudent would actually fall?

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 13:48:34 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck that.

[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 13:19:27 ago (+5/-0)

Add it to the bin of places I will never go.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 13:18:07 ago (+6/-0)

why are there no niggers there? fucking racists!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:09:21 ago (+2/-0)

Zactly we all know the hoooowyte supremacist domestic straight white male terrorist oppressing the mountain with every step is some how systemically racist if you watch the video more than once ! Literally hitler!

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 13:09:29 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 13:02:49 ago (+2/-0)

This would be a really good ad for sneakers with a grip.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 14:11:42 ago (+2/-0)

That's a barefoot walk if I ever saw one.


[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:14:15 ago (+1/-0)

How did he die? Stepped on a rock.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:16:15 ago (+1/-0)

You walk barefoot enough you dont feel anything.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 12:33:57 ago (+6/-0)

Yes..ahm hell no.

[ - ] BoozyB 10 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 12:10:40 ago (+10/-0)

Looks like about a thousand feet of nope.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 00:42:47 ago (+2/-0)

It's only one step if you're in a hurry.

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 11:59:05 ago (+5/-0)

You couldn't drive a lubed up needle in that sphincter with a 16 lbs sledge hammer!

[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 11:45:35 ago (+5/-0)

I've got the dexterity of a nimble cat and I can't count the number of times I've had a slip when rock fishing.

There is no way I'd be walking down that on a wet day at any speed.

Honestly, how many people has this Chinese mountain claimed?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 12:35:23 ago (+4/-0)

There is no way I'd be walking down that.

FTFY (or up for that matter)

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:11:24 ago (+1/-0)

Confucius say: many peepol pass mountain but more pass gas.

[ - ] con77 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 11:36:20 ago (+7/-0)

That was making me feel sick

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:09:50 ago (+1/-0)

That's what she said.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 8 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 11:30:57 ago (+8/-0)*

Hell fucking no

[ - ] Sector7 13 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 10:57:57 ago (+13/-0)

Thanks, dulc, my palms were too dry.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 20, 2023 02:48:34 ago (+2/-0)*

Thanks, dulc, my palms were too dry.

Oh yeah? This is nothing. Wait till it snows.

And for some reason, every single member of the local village has extraordinary balance.
(By virtue of the fact that everyone that didn't, well...)

Easiest job in the province? Gravedigger at the bottom of the cliff.
Job Description: 1) Dig a hole. 2) Wait (well off to one side).

Designer of these stairs went on to a career designing the engineering spaces on the Death Star. (When you're already spending a couple of bazillion spacebucks on a moon-sized death machine, you've got to cut expenses anywhere you can. Like railings.)