The fact that this wasn't a simple news story about "White Woman Goodifies Feral Nigger" saddens me.
In a better timeline it would have read more like this:
"Following a brief investigation by officers from the Yarmouth Police Department, they found the suspect, 36-year-old Jailton Dos Santos of South Yarmouth, laying by the roadside approaching ambient temperature, DRT from multiple gunshot wounds in the center of the upper thoracic cavity and head." The woman will be awarded the Yarmouth Police Department's Expert Marksmanship Badge in a ceremony at Yarmouth City Hall on this Saturday morning. There will be barbecue, balloons and a bouncy castle for the kids, so bring the whole family."
A woman was left shaken and terrified by the side of a highway when she found a man hiding in the backseat of her car as she was driving “with a coat over his head,” police said.
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[ - ] zongongo 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 12:17:38 ago (+0/-0)
And that pathetic face !
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Does she have no sense of smell?
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In a better timeline it would have read more like this:
The woman will be awarded the Yarmouth Police Department's Expert Marksmanship Badge in a ceremony at Yarmouth City Hall on this Saturday morning. There will be barbecue, balloons and a bouncy castle for the kids, so bring the whole family."
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[ - ] Panic [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 21:21:29 ago (+1/-0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4txFdk83_o
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[ + ] dulcima
[ - ] dulcima 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2023 11:05:38 ago (+3/-0)
Did AI write this or an illiterate?
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