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For All Those People Who Wore A Mask While Driving Alone...

submitted by BulletStopper to whatever 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 12:38:50 ago (+69/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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...we are introducing the very latest in safety devices, the Outdoor Seatbelt!


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[ - ] Prairie 3 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 13:43:17 ago (+3/-0)

Wore? I still see people wearing a mask in the car or on foot walking in the city. Maybe they're smart and on their way to or leaving the scene of a crime.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 18:19:19 ago (+0/-0)

Masks Up for Cucks!

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 20:07:53 ago (+0/-0)

Carry a gun with you and when you see them just pop a couple shots at their face

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 20:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

Won't their mask stop the bullet?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 20:55:39 ago (+2/-0)

It definitely didn't stop my fart from infiltrating their mask!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 20:54:42 ago (+0/-0)

Mostly apostrophe eyed people

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2023 11:50:22 ago (+0/-0)

I wear a condom when I go to bed

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 16:46:09 ago (+2/-0)

Where can I get one? I'll wear it every time I get in the car.
Mandatory seat belt law means if a cop sees you sitting in your car without one on, it's "probable cause" to pull you over and give you a $200.00 fine which means a 25% increase on your mandatory auto insurance for the next 3 years.

...unless you're an illegal alien. Then you get some kind of bonus check from the government to attend spanish driving school.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 20:56:43 ago (+3/-0)

(((mandatory)))

Where did I hear this for the past 3 years? 🤔

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 20:54:11 ago (+1/-0)

I want to make a flyer to disseminate around the world.

Something to the effect of:

Don't you wish everyone would go back to wearing masks and social distancing?

With a QR code on it that redirects them to download a copy of common sense or a book on critical thinking.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2023 02:17:19 ago (+0/-0)

Why not link them to rope shopping?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2023 22:11:20 ago (+0/-0)

The normie wouldn't understand that analogy and promptly reset and open tiktok.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 17:38:58 ago (+1/-0)

It's like one of the few things that put me in a murderous rage. Somebody wearing a mask in their own f****** car.

[ - ] Barfcock19 1 point 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 16:10:44 ago (+1/-0)

Add a storage compartment and a lot of the modern fag boys that are carrying purses will line up for it.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 20:14:28 ago (+1/-0)

Masks were good for crime. Shame that it’s going back out of style. I wanted to rob a bank just had more things in front of it on my to do list

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 20:59:29 ago (+1/-0)

I made that analogy when the psyop started.

I would usually say to people standing in line at banks.

A few years ago they'd arrest you for wearing a mask in a bank. Now they arrest you for not having one on.

Couldn't tell if they were reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing behind their masks so I never knew if it made a dent.

Probably not.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2023 02:19:06 ago (+0/-0)

Never happened. No one clapped

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2023 22:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

I'm guessing you were one of the ones reeeeeeeeing behind their mask.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 14:27:48 ago (+1/-0)

This could take off with the right marketing.

"This is no joke, I'm buckled up to raise awareness for safety"

Add a section on the belt to display your vax count. Build in a pocket for extra masks. Tie it to various political causes. Wearing a seatbelt while walking is less stupid than a lot of stuff we're seeing out there.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 21:00:37 ago (+0/-0)

Mommy seyz aym speshul!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2023 00:52:29 ago (+0/-0)

add a helmet too

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 22:05:54 ago (+0/-0)

How about a helmet while sleeping?

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 15:13:29 ago (+0/-0)

"no one has ever died while wearing our product outdoors!"

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 14:24:49 ago (+0/-0)

Still see them in cars, on the street, on a bike, on a kike !

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 20:15:33 ago (+0/-0)

Alligators

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 21:01:22 ago (+0/-0)

Seaguls

[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 14:00:30 ago (+0/-0)

I still see people riding bicycles wearing them.
In Florida!
I shout at them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 21:05:34 ago (+1/-0)

I did the same I was coming down little road and some faggot mask wearing fuck cut across traffic from ridge rd on his bike.

So I did what any Floridian would do I put down my window and told him the next time he does some bullshit ass stunt like that I'll make sure you can't ride your bike you faggot ass fuck!

He had a look on his face like he'd never encountered Florida road rage.

Either that or he didn't speak english.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 14:30:21 ago (+0/-0)

You do a lot of shouting? When you're in town here, there will be 10 or 15 people wearing masks within your sight at any time.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2023 19:18:00 ago (+0/-0)

You'd be hoarse from all the shouting if you were down here...