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Yes, you can legally bury your loved one at sea

submitted by Panic to Mildlyinteresting 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 10:05:16 ago (+7/-0)     (www.verifythis.com)

https://www.verifythis.com/article/news/verify/national-verify/burials-at-sea-legal-epa-permit-outlines-federal-rules/536-9df2b56d-2306-4c37-9f60-33f9b2733c27

Cut funeral expenses for your loved ones. Plus - full body dunks are perfectly legal, so off to Davy Jones' Locker ya go. The coroner should allow for this and return your corpse to family members who own a boat.

Sounds pretty good to me. Gotta share link to the wifey.



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[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 14:53:25 ago (+1/-0)

I used to charter boats in the ocean for fishing and people would show up with an urn and some flowers and then toss it off like mid way. Meanwhile, I was bleeding out fish on the decks. It was a little odd.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 11:32:31 ago (+1/-0)

Apparantly it's perfectly legal to bury someone yourself in your own backyard, at least in some US states.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 12:57:16 ago (+1/-0)

Sure, the bury part. What about making them dig the hole?

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 18:33:54 ago (+1/-0)

That's only legal if you're black.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 11:20:41 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 13:24:59 ago (+0/-0)

Neptune Society isn't very affordable and is for spreading cremated remains. Some jew money making scheme. Just drag my dead ass out into deeper water and feed the fishes.

[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 10:26:02 ago (+6/-0)

I have questions.

1) Do they have to actually be, you know, "all the way dead", first? Or can they be only, "mostly dead?"

2) Do they have to be "loved ones"?

Asking for a friend.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 10:34:46 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 10:44:25 ago (+1/-0)

"Don't be such a baby."

(Ninepence per corpse? Fucking highway robbery.)

[ - ] Panic [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 10:33:29 ago (+2/-0)

It's not a free burial if you bought concrete blocks, mate!

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2023 10:46:07 ago (+1/-0)*

But the roll of chicken wire, logging chain, and large padlocks are still okay, right?

(Again, just asking for a friend.)