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Watch: Crocodile attacks zoo keeper and a visitor jumps in to save her

submitted by Questionable_2 to whatever 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 11:51:27 ago (+23/-0)     (notthebee.com)

https://notthebee.com/article/crocodile-attacks-zoo-keeper-and-a-visitor-jumps-in-the-cage-to-save-her

@Facinus your skills are required.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 15:26:08 ago (+6/-0)

Captain Save a Hoe. All I see is a woman unqualified to do a job but being paid to do it because she's a woman.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 19:07:47 ago (+2/-0)

She's paid to do a shitty job so that she is not at home having white babies.

Females in the workforce is all about white genocide and relationship breakups.)(she needs no man)

[ - ] Portmanure 6 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 12:25:43 ago (+6/-0)

That was impressive, the part where he was alone on the croc wondering what do I do now?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 5 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 17:25:21 ago (+5/-0)

Like making love with a fat woman

[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 21:28:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 13:57:42 ago (+1/-1)

I'd had been in there with him.

The jaw is closed and can easily be held closed. Once her hand was out have someone give you their shoestring or belt. Tie his jaw shut and roll him on his back, then rub its tummy till it goes to sleep. You then have about 30 seconds to gtfo unscathed.

[ - ] kammmmak 5 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 13:05:29 ago (+5/-0)

That WOMAN was absolutely incompetent putting her hand so close. Fucking retarded defined.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 17:30:48 ago (+0/-0)

Can’t argue with that, what a stupid bitch……, but, we should give her credit for remaining calm. Most women would scream and cry.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 5 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 12:28:15 ago (+5/-0)

Wicked!

Gator was, like: “Ah cahn’t breef!”

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 12:52:31 ago (+4/-1)

Proof that women are equal or better than men.

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 14:56:59 ago (+2/-0)

Back to the kitchen for that bitch

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 13:51:51 ago (+2/-0)

Nobody says anything about Mr. Niceguy le Reddit of Fatmann von Tealshirt not helping at all?

Just gonna stand there while running concern.exe?

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 18:40:23 ago (+1/-0)

At least he was wearing his hi viz. Safety first!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 18:19:40 ago (+1/-0)

Fascinus is not home

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 17:24:18 ago (+1/-0)

Box of beer to that dude!

Fuck ya! Ride em cowboy! Yeee Ha!!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 17:27:23 ago (+1/-0)

"Box of beer"? Won't the box get soggy,beer soaked?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 17:35:01 ago (+2/-0)

It’s Bud Light in cans….., found them in a dumpster…..tastes like piss but it’s free and only makes you gay if you drink it with a friend…Cheers!!

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 12:55:41 ago (+1/-0)

play stupid games...

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 12:45:24 ago (+2/-1)

Stupid bitch didn't have a break stick handy.
FAFO!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2023 17:25:17 ago (+0/-0)

Bitten woman,later identified as a zoo volunteer,not authorized to attend reptiles unsupervised.