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Fiber Is Good For You, Right?

submitted by FreeinTX to AskUpgoat 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 22:32:23 ago (+8/-0)     (www.cleveland19.com)

https://www.cleveland19.com/2023/06/15/sheriff-defends-serving-warden-burger-inmates/

“If you get in trouble and you go to an isolation cell, it’s no different than your regular cell,” he said. “And that’s what you get three times a day, and you get all the water you can drink. It’s very nutritious. It’s good for you. It has lots of fiber in it. Fiber is good for you, right?”


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[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 00:40:39 ago (+3/-0)

Obey the simple laws of society & you won't have to worry about any jail?Simple.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 09:29:58 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, cause all the laws are just and make sense and no one is ever wrongly convicted of anything.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 12:19:47 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 13:26:03 ago (+0/-0)

Rarely.

It's a sure bet,the accused was guilty of something.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] -1 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 09:02:21 ago (+0/-1)

That is a child mind way of thinking.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 23:51:58 ago (+2/-0)

No. Well, technically it depends on the fiber but the overemphasis in the current health care recommendations is absurd and harmful for constipation

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 08:57:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure he was trolling the "current health care recommendations".

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 08:25:04 ago (+1/-0)



The burger is made of tomato paste, flour, dry milk, oats, beans, ground turkey, cabbage, carrots, potatoes, onions, celery and “a pinch of salt"

Skip the ground turkey, make the description more interesting, and this would be a hit at any vegan restaurant.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 02:23:13 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I don't get it, it sounds like a chicken nugget.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 01:17:41 ago (+1/-0)

Who fucking cares. They're in jail, not the holiday in. They're lucky to get any food

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 09:29:09 ago (+0/-0)


A society should be judged not by how it treats its outstanding citizens but by how it treats its criminals.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky


Jesus Christ was a prisoner. Breaking the law doesn't make you less human.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 13:58:02 ago (+1/-0)

Breaking the law doesn't make you less human.

Being less human is correlated with breaking the law though.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 22:38:16 ago (+2/-1)

It’s the soybean oil and the dough conditioners in the bread that would piss me off.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 22:44:16 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, that's some horrific shit that he's passing off as good that's "good for you".

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 07:09:28 ago (+0/-0)

The burger is made of tomato paste, flour, dry milk, oats, beans, ground turkey, cabbage, carrots, potatoes, onions, celery and “a pinch of salt"

Have some health food.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 23:07:40 ago (+0/-0)

I like the idea of executions for murderers, rapists and child abusers myself. That would thin out the overcrowding because you can't fight or misbehave with someone who's not there.

Violent carjackers and home invasion criminals can be added for even more room!

How about it? A little death roller coaster anyone? LET ME RUN THE DEATH ROLLER COASTER. I WANT TO. SO BAD.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 01:25:15 ago (+3/-0)

I would like to get rid of the races that don't belong here who comprise most of the criminals.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 09:44:37 ago (+1/-0)

If we employed eugenics like the Israelis we could just sterilize the lesser races and they'd be gone within a generation or two.

Jews know exactly how to handle a nigger.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 16:31:50 ago (+1/-0)

That's fine with me. The most common technique that works is just to say you don't have to leave, but we'll kill you if you remain here. Credibly. If you start trying to gather people up, they naturally hide.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 07:45:43 ago (+0/-0)

You must be this short to ride.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 09:41:01 ago (+0/-0)

Wow bob! Short people too? YOU'RE LITERALLY HITLER you fascist scum.