If you didn't marry your first love, why? - Upgoat

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If you didn't marry your first love, why?
submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:01:23 ago (+2/-10) (AskGoats)

I was a moron

She was a moron

We were both morons

Never had a girlfriend

Because of brainwashing

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[ - ] FacelessOne 11 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:47:08 ago (+11/-0)

Jidf engagement post

[ + ] Conspirologist

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -7 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:51:36 ago (+1/-8)

Hello, kike spammer. I hope you are vaxxed and will die soon.

[ - ] bosunmoon 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:35:39 ago (+7/-0)

April O'neal is a cartoon.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:35:28 ago (+6/-0)

Turned out she was a cheating bitch.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:19:21 ago (+4/-0)

Aren't they all?

[ + ] Conspirologist

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -3 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:44:35 ago (+0/-3)

Better late than never, mate.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:21:11 ago (+5/-0)

Batshit crazy is the term I was looking for, but moron will fit.
She was a redhead that is probably bi polar. Is that on oxymoron?

[ + ] Conspirologist

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:23:39 ago (+0/-2)

I made it easy, so everybody can fit.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:38:48 ago (+4/-0)

Low effort spam, kys

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:01:18 ago (+3/-0)

I was 19, she 18. Got engaged to get money from parents. They gave no money, we scrapped the idea. I still have the ring.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:59:59 ago (+3/-0)

You're a virgin

[ - ] Kozel -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:05:43 ago (+2/-3)

I left motherland. Last I heard of her she had angel wings tattooed on her back.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:45:48 ago (+1/-0)

I've only heard of motherland being referred to Africa or Israel. What do you mean motherland.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:48:53 ago (+2/-1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2023 20:53:11 ago (+0/-0)

In china they used japans flag

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 16, 2023 01:25:16 ago (+1/-0)

you are clever

[ + ] Conspirologist

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:16:20 ago (+0/-1)

Well, she is obviously not wife material.

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If you didn't marry your first love, why? submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:01:23 ago (+2/-10) (AskGoats)

If you didn't marry your first love, why?
submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:01:23 ago (+2/-10) (AskGoats)