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Somebody just gave France's Macron the finger

submitted by Panic to France 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 17:20:47 ago (+18/-1)     (www.standard.co.uk)

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/emmanuel-macron-severed-finger-post-france-b1094115.html

Tests later identified the finger as belonging to a “living human being,” who was contacted and “given full medical support,” said the source.


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[ - ] dulcima 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 03:29:17 ago (+0/-0)

What, no pics of the finger?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:39:19 ago (+0/-0)

Another case like the white house.

Weez jess caint seam tuh fynd nobuddy!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 18:32:09 ago (+0/-0)

Call me when Macron gets a case of dry iced nigger cocks.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:43:31 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 18:09:19 ago (+2/-0)

Someone must have seen the Banshees of Inisherin

[ - ] observation1 7 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 17:27:14 ago (+7/-0)

This reads like an imbicile wrote it.

They have no leads, yet, they were able to contact whos missing finger it was.

How about asking the guy how his finger fell off into an envelope addressed to macron?

[ - ] Panic [op] 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 17:33:19 ago (+3/-0)

Reporter named Peter Allen. Probably British, station in France. This link shows his recent reports which I won't bother to read, but the photos of France in ruins are fun to look at. https://www.standard.co.uk/author/peter-allen

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:39:43 ago (+1/-0)

And giving full medical care

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 21:41:21 ago (+0/-0)

Ehhh dats duh prallem yoos neva acts dat qwesshun unless ehhhh let's jess sey yoos want sum fingaz tuh uhh stahht fallin oowf caapeeesh?!