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Secret Service ends White House cocaine investigation with no suspects

submitted by Niggly_Puff to news 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 14:57:52 ago (+31/-1)     (www.politico.com)

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/13/white-house-cocaine-investigation-ends-00106119

If it were Trump there would be special counsels, "whistle blowers", and non-stop media coverage.


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[ - ] Scyber 5 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 21:41:08 ago (+6/-1)

Some stupid liberal HR lady at my work said it was left over from the Trump administration. I laughed so hard in her face.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 21:19:11 ago (+5/-0)

10k UHD cameras in all rooms and just can't seen to find anybody.

Well shit happens. Time to hand Ukraine more of our tax payer money.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2023 01:18:37 ago (+2/-0)

Surprisingly all the cameras malfunction and the guards fell asleep

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJul 15, 2023 21:48:40 ago (+0/-0)

Probably because they were high for 2 days.

[ - ] LawFag 5 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 17:46:20 ago (+5/-0)

Cool, so you do what you do when you find drugs in a car. Charge every single person with possession unless someone confesses.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2023 20:10:58 ago (+1/-0)

Q predicted this.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2023 02:57:37 ago (+2/-0)*

Remember how back when people were able to find passport books in a million tons of rubble?

Those were the days.

[ - ] Idiocratic 2 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 23:27:29 ago (+2/-0)

"We have investigated ourselves and found nothing. Move along."

[ - ] deleted 2 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 21:01:10 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2023 05:59:02 ago (+1/-0)

Wow , what a total shock

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 21:28:44 ago (+1/-0)

Cocaine doesn’t kill people, guns do. Better get the ATF involved

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 20:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

Whitehouse cocaine didn't snort itself

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 21:20:18 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe because the white house is white it made it look white and it was jess brown inclusive enriched sugar! Bigot!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 16:39:24 ago (+1/-0)

.007 grams

So it was residue. Whoever left it already did the cocaine.

[ - ] HeyJames 5 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 17:28:32 ago (+5/-0)

It went right up a big beak hooked nose

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 21:22:03 ago (+1/-0)

Swept right under the carpet like every other distraction.

We're gonna havtah get a bigger carpet before 0biden is reselected.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 17:43:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod -2 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 22:13:11 ago (+1/-3)

because it was a fake story. fuck you cunts are so stupid wasting your time on the fake drama they create to keep your low iq brains occupied. you're no better than the young women who waste their time watching tv dramas on netflix.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 23:27:04 ago (+1/-0)

This.