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ABSOLUTE PLEBEIAN TASTE

In college, I decided it was a good idea to drink an entire box of Franzia in a pretty short amount of time. This happened to be at a frat house to which I did not belong. Go figure, I wound up having to puke later on in the night. I decided it would be a good idea to do this outside of the house. I headed for the front door, which was at the end of a short hallway where all the coats were hanging on hooks. The hooks lined the whole hallway. There were many coats. The puke came on too quickly. I sorta-jogged down the hall puking all over every jacket as I made my way. When I got to the front door, I knew that if I stayed, I was going to get jumped by probably multiple people. I just left and never came back. I wound up meeting a person about a year later who had been there that night, and she described the hall of pukey coats and how the frat brothers basically interrogated everyone there, after it was brought to light that, indeed, there was a hall of puke coats, and it was actually January outside.

Just looked it up. It comes in bottles too. I like the idea of the box though. Shows you mean business.