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Cats destroy nature for fun.

The only place for a cat is in a barn, eating the barn mice and rats.

Oh, that's right. Rats are too big for cats.

I've scrolled past this post's thumbnail twice now, and both times my brain sensed it was seeing a shapely blonde woman in a white dress. Then I realize it's a baluster.

EDIT: I'm now realizing that I'm being primed by the Brooke Shields post thumbnail. I'm so simple.

Bomb training a cat goes like this:

1) whistle
2) throw pillow at cat
3) repeat

After a few days- all you have to do is whistle and the cat runs for it.

Last step) whistle any time it does something you don't want it to do, (like scratch a post.) It learns doing that thing triggers a whistle.

Addendum) give them something to scratch.