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VW Obeastle

submitted by FacelessOne to VW 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 00:54:17 ago (+35/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 10 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 03:53:51 ago (+10/-0)

I dare anyone to open the hood

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 15:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

Ooohhh, nope , not even for a double dog dare.

[ - ] Fascinus 10 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 00:57:24 ago (+10/-0)

[ - ] Wolfspider 6 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 07:04:38 ago (+6/-0)

Never runs out of gas.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 07:55:09 ago (+3/-0)

Never needs a grease job, either.

[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 02:27:01 ago (+5/-0)

Imagine being trapped, imprisoned in your own lard. By your own hand.

There comes a point at which you become something other than a human being.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 15:53:16 ago (+0/-0)

From human , to lard ass, to Obeast, and finally the crowning glory , Hamplanet.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 22:07:34 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Boyakasha 3 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 10:41:05 ago (+3/-0)

The final boss of ham beasts.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 22:14:46 ago (+0/-0)*

"Ah, brave adventurer, I see have chosen death! Step forward that I may consume you!"

"..."

"Ummm... maybe you couldn't hear me from way over there. I said, 'Step forward'. So I can, you know, reach you."

"..."

"Drat, you found my weakness! Using your superior mobility to circle around behind me!"

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 09:59:37 ago (+3/-0)

Remember, the spare tire is always in the front.

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 05:44:55 ago (+3/-0)

this is not how hitler imagined it

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2023 22:13:30 ago (+0/-0)

We called them a VW Fug for short