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Sounds like bullshit but I believe it

submitted by big_fat_dangus to clusterBbitches 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 13:53:05 ago (+47/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

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This one goes out to schizo bae


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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 20 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 13:55:38 ago (+20/-0)

I think that's a bit of an exaggeration...women have an inherent predisposition to mental psychosis

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 17:40:07 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe another way to say that is they have a narrower band of rated operating conditions. Operating the unit outside of tolerances, as much of society now is, results in malfunction.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 10 monthsJul 10, 2023 19:32:53 ago (+2/-0)

@Sector7...how sweet...did your bombshell wife or knockout gorgeous girlfriend tell you to use those euphemisms?...my wife asked if I'm including her in my generalization too...I told her that as long as she has me locked in the garage I'm unable to answer.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 10 monthsJul 10, 2023 20:44:30 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, I just tend towards the technical side and I think that description is an accurate perspective. I'd include that in a user guide if I were to write one.

"Do not use the unit when the tank is not to fill with water."

Also, I've been reading the ridiculous user guide, and even instructions on the ultrasonic cleaner unit itself, in Chinglish. Has me in a user guide mindset. (unit itself works great!)

Anyway, there are a number of conditions where you wouldn't want to operate a female.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 10 monthsJul 10, 2023 21:17:09 ago (+1/-0)

HA...

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 20:46:20 ago (+1/-0)

Thats why so many of them are in prison! Oh no wait thats men.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 20:54:04 ago (+1/-0)

Well to be fair, the pussy pass factor has to be vectored in.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 10 monthsJul 10, 2023 19:53:42 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah right, tons of women out there committing murders and robberies, assaults, etc, but just getting off on pussy passes. I hate getting mugged by women, sexually assulted by women. Why are they always getting away with that stuff since the dawn of history?

This is just like when they quote the high crime rates of blacks— clearly a massive cover up for hundreds of years right? Women and whites are just as violent and criminal. Its all hushed up with systemic racism and pussy passes. Dont believe your lying eyes.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 0 points 10 monthsJul 11, 2023 08:30:24 ago (+0/-0)

Now that you've mentioned that, I wonder how many infants have been killed by women vs men.

Women can get off very easily with sexual assault, the stigma on the man's side of things means that these events are severely under reported.

Women are also three times more likely than men to be kleptomaniacs.

Sorry you feel so attacked by such a little comment, must be tiresome to always be so ticked off.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 10 monthsJul 10, 2023 19:34:24 ago (+1/-0)

Relax Postpartum uhhh I mean Postwall, you're the exception.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 13:56:39 ago (+0/-2)

Right... what did I say?

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:22:56 ago (+7/-1)

Yeah, well, I know lots of women that have never taken birth control. Every one of them are batshit crazy all the time.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 16:02:52 ago (+2/-0)

Hard to escape it since it's in the water now.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 15:42:31 ago (+0/-0)

That half explains my sister: bats for the same team, batshit crazy half the time too. I say half the time because she's a narcissist, and they blow hot and cold on a whim.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 17:59:15 ago (+1/-0)

Your sister has unbalanced hormones which is why she’s a “homosexual” and crazy

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 20:04:21 ago (+2/-1)

I'm sorry you have to deal with a narricist it is like living in an insane world they make up and change on a Whim as you described

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2023 08:45:47 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks, dunno why someone would down vote you. I'm guessing whoever did has never had to deal with a narcissist in their life. They should feel extremely lucky.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 22:47:44 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine how worse it would be.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 5 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:09:40 ago (+5/-0)

I believe it.

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 15:47:26 ago (+5/-0)

Dad of two teens.
Neither on the pill.

Very stable and polite. No sign of insanity.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 21:48:26 ago (+1/-0)

very stable and polite. No sign of insanity.

Hey man, you must have missed where this thread is actually about girls/women and not about men or boys...at least until helena showed up.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2023 08:46:17 ago (+0/-0)

If they're girls, of course they're not stable.

[ - ] Portmanure 5 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 13:59:40 ago (+5/-0)

I know it’s anecdotal but my first marriage went to hell in a hand basket after birth control. We used condoms and an iud in the beginning but she decided birth control would be easier and more convenient. It was when she went off birth control pills that she went insane.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:26:04 ago (+3/-0)

Side effects of coming off or did it permanently alter her psyche?

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:56:37 ago (+4/-0)

I think it was side effects coming off of it. But to her the feelings were real and she made decisions that changed everything.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 15:05:21 ago (+2/-0)

Ah, I hate to hear that.

Imagine rationally thinking through things before acting (probably near-impossible while addled by those chemicals).

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 16:34:40 ago (+1/-0)

Most of us have been there. Hopefully you ended up in a better place, bro. And you're here, so you probably did.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 16:38:25 ago (+2/-0)

It all turned out well, there were some low moments. I want to share that with the crowd here, if it helps someone to know they aren’t alone, I hope I could help. However, I’m still not sure if this site is or is not a three letter agency honey pot.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 16:48:51 ago (+1/-0)

Your local fusion center knows everything about you. The internet itself is essentially a giant honey pot. They had to sneak into your house to plant microphones in the old days. Now everyone is self-surveilling and publishing the feed on the internet.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 16:52:59 ago (+2/-0)

That’s why I say inflammatory things to my smart TV. Even though I have that Amazon Alexa device disabled I know it’s always listening. So, I like to talk about about my plans to deal with the current government in detail. I try to use as many buzzwords as possible to trigger their algorithms. It’s all in good fun.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 19:46:30 ago (+1/-0)

or did it permanently alter her psyche?

You guys are complete retards. Has voat permanently altered your psyche?

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 19:51:25 ago (+0/-0)

I’m only going to own up to 50% retard. You know the 50/50 rule? 90% of the time your choice will be wrong. It’s an old engineering adage that seems more true than not.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 20:34:05 ago (+1/-1)

Is it retarded to think too much LSD or MDMA might permenantly alter someone's psyche? I knew someone who tried MDMA a few times and completely quit because they were concerned about that.

I don't see how that's much of a stretch from other hormones that are well known to have a strong effect on mood, especially when taken daily for months or years at a time.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 20:44:45 ago (+1/-0)

Because theyre fucking psychadelics. Look, you faggots can go dwn this fantasist MGTOW rabbit hole as far as you want. When you are ready to here the truth of what its like to be a woman, I’m right here with the reality. The pill doesnt make you permanently crazy.

We know testosterone is far more likely to provoke antisocial behavior yet guys do not become permanently serial killers or paychotically delusional because they use roids for a couple of years.

I don't see how that's much of a stretch from other hormones

You dont? Because to me you sound like you are up your own ass comparing LSD to progesterone.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 21:11:24 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit calm down. MDMA isn't a psychadelic it mostly affects hormones like seratonin so no that's not a stretch. You normally make good arguments but I guess if women is the topic all that goes out the window. Fuck off with your MGTOW insults too I have sex on tap right now.

And guess what if a guy took a bunch of birth control I'd still think it would be a reasonable enough concern to look into. That stuff is awful for you and that's a fact.

You honestly sound like your progesterone might be a little unbalanced today, is that it?

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 15:43:31 ago (+1/-0)

Did you guys talk through it with her doctor to get a plan in place, or did she simply stop taking it?

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 15:47:51 ago (+1/-0)

Simply stopped. We had no idea at the time. The hormonal impact on a woman’s psyche is profound. It’s probably one of the reasons why the feminist idea is so popular with women. Birth control and being nuts go hand in hand.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 18:01:35 ago (+1/-0)

Why do you need birth control especially in a marriage? Just pull out

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 18:03:50 ago (+0/-0)

My two kids are an indictment of that strategy. But I get your point. I would never have risked it if I didn’t want to have children with her.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 18:05:15 ago (+3/-2)

Children are blessings. If you get your wife pregnant despite pulling out, you are extra blessed, brother

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2023 08:53:53 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sure they're blessings when you already have 5, pregnant with another, and have one income making $50,000 in a city.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2023 15:08:10 ago (+0/-0)

You are just a jealous bitter single man

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 16:06:56 ago (+4/-0)

Anyone who uses the word "bae" should kill themselves.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 17:02:43 ago (+2/-0)

before anyone else
"Bae," Urban Dictionary says, is an acronym that stands for "before anyone else," or a shortened version of baby or babe, another word for sweetie, and, mostly unrelated, poop in Danish. In addition, "bae" has appeared in rap songs and countless web memes since the mid-2000's.Sep 26, 2014

Agreed.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 17:22:39 ago (+0/-1)

QQ more pls

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:47:00 ago (+4/-0)

Yes yes, but they were insane 100 years ago too

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:11:47 ago (+3/-0)

Yet before and after cannot be differentiated

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 17:50:35 ago (+1/-0)

I believe craziness is akin to frequencies/music notes; we all give off a certain 'note' which is harmonious with some people and not so with others. When it comes to relationships, I tell my kids they have to find the level of crazy that works with theirs.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 15:03:58 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 15:13:10 ago (+0/-1)

wew lad. yikes.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:26:14 ago (+1/-0)

Well I know for a fact there have been good studies that show a woman on the pill when given choices about a man that she'd like to date chooses a different type of man than the very same woman when she is not on the pill

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:48:22 ago (+3/-0)

The pill makes her choose NIGGERS, I bet.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:58:31 ago (+2/-0)

Talk about a black pill!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 18:03:56 ago (+0/-0)

Ha! Funny for once

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 19:49:34 ago (+1/-0)

She’s a damn sight funnier than you on a daily basis.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJul 10, 2023 00:51:19 ago (+0/-0)

It’s actually hilarious to watch you simp for a change. For a bean, no less lol

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 10 monthsJul 10, 2023 13:25:09 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe you should work on your humor if this bothers you so much.

funny for once

From you. I can’t recall you being funny even once. You’re not funny. She is. Im frankly shocked that this is news to you. Have you been trying to be funny? Because if you have, its not working.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJul 11, 2023 00:06:38 ago (+0/-0)

Tldr

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:27:16 ago (+0/-1)

Yup. Major problem, that.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:05:07 ago (+1/-0)

Doesn't sound like bullshit at all.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJul 10, 2023 02:25:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 22:47:20 ago (+0/-0)

If the woman is having sex on the regular, then yes, she is going to have multiple miscarriages and her body will have the same mental effects. But the issue is that its a hormone. Hormones screw your mental capacity if taken as exogens.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 21:29:22 ago (+0/-0)

most modern AMERICAN woman

For clarity.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 21:19:28 ago (+0/-0)

Yep happened to my wife so I kept her off it. Then we ended up with 7 kids. I can't afford anymore. So now I just got crazy wife. I ain't snipping my balls. Period.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 20:02:56 ago (+0/-0)

So want to know why white women in America are insane?

The jews want to destroy the white Christian family. How do you do it?

Feminism leading to women working making men less masculine. Then the pill and free love hippie bullshit appeals to women and loosens their morals. The forever young gay movement women don't want to be moms they want to be cool moms that still go out. Jew TV and movies friends Seinfeld and a million others promoting women to be fuck buddies etc.

It is a coordinated attack on women specifically white women and they were already fucking crazy then super crazy 3 or 4 days out of the month then throw in social media psychology and mental health drugs then a million things I'm probably forgetting.

I mean what fucking woman thinks posting on dating apps while being divorced with 1 2 or 3 or 4 fucking kids is going to work out.

They are perpetuap children they are gamma that lie to themselves and believe it then try to gaslight you into believing their fantasy world.

A modern man with a feminist woman has to live in a world of absolute bullshit and nonsense then act like it's all real its ok yes honey we should do X Y or Z crazy thing that might destroy us financially or emotionally but because your crazy ass believes it I have to pretend to believe it.

The guy that shot his 3 sons in front of the mom I want to hear why he did it? How much insanity and gas lighting had he dealt with before he just completely lost it? Now why he didn't kill the mom? No clue

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 18:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

as if they needed an excuse

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 17:57:59 ago (+0/-0)

The explanation is incorrect but the conclusion is correct

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 17:37:43 ago (+0/-0)

Not believing it, pre-menstrual girls and menopausal women are nuts, but I wouldn’t be THAT surprised

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 16:08:43 ago (+0/-0)

Cultures across the world have been aware of the nature of women long before birth control

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 16:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

Huh. Who knew fucking with the endocrine system would have consequences?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 16:00:13 ago (+0/-0)*

The way I understand it, progesterone tricks the body into thinking the egg is already fertilized, causing it to reject any more sperm.

Come to think of it, maybe I'm thinking of something else and the progesterone stops the attachment to the uterine wall?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 15:42:29 ago (+0/-0)

Women are never satisfied. If they decide not to have babies (and not use bc) they regret it and wonder. If they have kids they wonder...
If they work on their careers they wonder what they could have done if they didn't devote the time and energy to it. If they find a husband and don't work they wonder what they could have accomplished in a career.
This could be applied to a thousand other life decisions. No matter what they choose they regret it.

Add to that the female body breaking down at an accelerated rate, which causes them to tire out sooner and various pains from loss of muscle and excess fat, all of which make them constantly miserable so they bitch all the time.

Add to that a woman's higher chance of having diagnosed mental illnesses, anything from BPD, OCD, Depresson, anxiety, etc.

Add to that a lack of self awareness and even the smarter women can't understand how, when everyone used to kiss their ass constantly and they would get preferences in everything from jobs to getting reservations and then it just stops. That drives them even crazier.

It's no wonder women spend their lives on magic rocks, magic playing cards and whispering spells to themselves.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 19:52:22 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah this is a really good point. For instance, the guys on this site seem really satisfied with their lives and none of them are mental at all. Oh and really self-aware.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 22:57:57 ago (+0/-0)

Another comment struck home so Helena has to respond. Are you going to agree and prove what I said right like you did last time?

haha jk. Everything you do proves me right.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 15:28:24 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2023 14:27:20 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine being on a testosterone pill that 9 or 10 days out of every month just jacks up or massively dedoses you