Oh goodie! A lying contest! How about these?: 1) "I'll only put the head in." 2) "I promise not to come in your mouth." 3) "The check is in the mail." 4) (This last one's in yiddish) "Trust me."
Retardation and being fat go hand in hand. It's actually a thing as feeding the retard a cookie is easier than getting it to stop banging it's head against the glass countertop.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 10:52:14 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 9, 2023 00:06:24 ago (+0/-0)
1) "I'll only put the head in."
2) "I promise not to come in your mouth."
3) "The check is in the mail."
4) (This last one's in yiddish) "Trust me."
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 04:07:42 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] TheBigMan
[ - ] TheBigMan 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 14:52:26 ago (+2/-0)
Fat clogs their brain and makes them act retarded.
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 15:17:28 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Name
[ - ] Name 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 7, 2023 04:33:42 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 9, 2023 00:08:08 ago (+0/-0)