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Ding Dong

submitted by UncleDoug to shitbulls 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 14:33:01 ago (+25/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Portmanure 5 points 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 14:47:43 ago (+5/-0)

Deny the whole thing. Your dog can’t be compelled to testify against you. It’s not just the law, it’s nature.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 14:48:39 ago (+1/-0)

You never saw Turner and Hooch.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 14:53:44 ago (+2/-0)

Yes I have, but it’s not a documentary. ;)

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 20:07:21 ago (+1/-0)

Someone was murdered, and the only witness is a dog, so a detective needs to protect the dog from assassination so it can't testify in court against the killer?

What do you mean dude? That's not just some early 90's buddy cop comedy. That totally happened for reals!

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 20:08:58 ago (+1/-0)

I’m in, your universe is way better than mine!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 17:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BushChuck 5 points 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 14:37:11 ago (+5/-0)

Top kek.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 23:12:41 ago (+1/-0)

This is more of a Rube Goldberg machine than a dog attack.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 14:48:01 ago (+1/-0)

I will allow it.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 9 monthsJul 4, 2023 20:58:29 ago (+0/-0)

Least violent pitbull.