A "little" story from grade school. There was this one lard ass girl that came back to school from summer break bragging about loosing 40 lbs over the summer. From the way she looked she had Gained 20! So one of the guys yelled out, "look behind you! You'll find it!"
Holy smokes! The whole class busted out laughing!
The sad ending to the story is that the fat ass girl lost weight and is now a flight attendant, but the dude who said it to her is about 500lbs now!
That’s what I keep telling this guy at work. He used to be so big a strong an absolute unit. But then for some reason he just let himself go. He’s huge and I tell him he’s gonna die if he don’t fix his shit
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There was this one lard ass girl that came back to school from summer break bragging about loosing 40 lbs over the summer. From the way she looked she had Gained 20!
So one of the guys yelled out, "look behind you! You'll find it!"
Holy smokes! The whole class busted out laughing!
The sad ending to the story is that the fat ass girl lost weight and is now a flight attendant, but the dude who said it to her is about 500lbs now!
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