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I stumbled upon a new term for fat people.

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to TellUpgoat 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 22:08:50 ago (+15/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

“High Calorie Humans”

I chuckled. Out loud.


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[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 23:29:46 ago (+2/-0)

The high cal gals are the fatest

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 03:25:56 ago (+2/-0)

Lift-your-feet!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 11:36:00 ago (+1/-0)

🤣🤣

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 03:27:59 ago (+2/-0)

Waffle Stomper is still my favorite.

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 09:16:25 ago (+4/-0)

A "little" story from grade school.
There was this one lard ass girl that came back to school from summer break bragging about loosing 40 lbs over the summer. From the way she looked she had Gained 20!
So one of the guys yelled out, "look behind you! You'll find it!"

Holy smokes! The whole class busted out laughing!

The sad ending to the story is that the fat ass girl lost weight and is now a flight attendant, but the dude who said it to her is about 500lbs now!

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 22:30:48 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 23:20:47 ago (+2/-0)

That’s where I saw it!🤣

[ - ] Ex_hack 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 22:11:41 ago (+6/-0)

Mayotankers is my favorite

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 22:14:13 ago (+5/-0)

Butterhuffers!

[ - ] Ex_hack 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 22:15:47 ago (+3/-0)

Kek, my sides

[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 00:50:53 ago (+5/-0)

Lard Barges
Crisco Queens
Mayogender
Pastry Pilferers
Gorlock The Destroyer

[ - ] Ex_hack 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 01:19:12 ago (+0/-0)

Gorlock the destroyer made me laugh so hard I almost passed out, fucking kek.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 01:53:50 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 06:08:38 ago (+1/-0)

Lots of great slurs in this thread...

And in this one.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 01:58:25 ago (+2/-0)

Ham Planets

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 22:10:16 ago (+7/-0)

You legitimately made me laugh with that one.

Have an upvoat :)

[ - ] 0000000000002 13 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 22:27:54 ago (+13/-0)

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 23:41:33 ago (+3/-0)

Fkn lmao

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2023 00:44:16 ago (+3/-1)

That’s what I keep telling this guy at work. He used to be so big a strong an absolute unit. But then for some reason he just let himself go. He’s huge and I tell him he’s gonna die if he don’t fix his shit