If your date gives head on first date... - Upgoat

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If your date gives head on first date...
submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 10:21:21 ago (+4/-10) (AskGoats)

[ - ] Ozark 18 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 10:29:23 ago (+18/-0)

She is OP's mom.

[ - ] Ex_hack 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 10:52:37 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] TheBigMan 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 11:04:35 ago (+3/-0)

Stop dating dangus.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 11:00:33 ago (+2/-0)

...she owns a guillotine?

[ - ] parrygrin 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 11:26:05 ago (+3/-1)

It all depends on whether this is a function of how highly she thinks of you or how lowly she thinks of herself.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 11:48:29 ago (+3/-1)

She's a slut and you're a whoremonger. Both are part of the problem, and both will die for their sins.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 15:18:56 ago (+2/-0)

She is OP's mom

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 14:53:55 ago (+1/-0)

Check to make sure they don't have a dick, too.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 15:19:48 ago (+2/-0)

Does it matter at that point? Head is head.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 3, 2023 11:14:56 ago (+0/-1)

Where's the option for 'she swallowed a bunch of pubes'