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Who's the best James Bond so far?

submitted by Conspirologist to movies 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 11:45:48 ago (+6/-9)     (movies)



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[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 13:32:56 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 13:37:40 ago (+3/-0)

Ha Ha Ha
I've watched that clip dozens of times, never seen Baba Wawa get slapped at the end.
Hilarious

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:27:15 ago (+3/-0)

Sean Connery of course but I have to give credit to Pierce Brosnan for attempting to bring back the serious killer Bond after over a decade of the producers turning Bond into a joke with Roger Moore and jaws and all the other ridiculous stuff

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 13:36:37 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:23:11 ago (+2/-0)

Connerys Bond movies are the only ones I kept.

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:23:34 ago (+2/-0)

Daniel Craig is jewish.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:30:41 ago (+2/-0)

It wasn't George lazenby becuase he had a tough time after Sean Connery of course but let me tell you he was by far the most interesting person in real life.

Not only the way he treated being bond in the movie and got the part but how he walked away from it after just doing one when they are offering millions of dollars in cash. This guy is a real man's man. You've got to watch the documentary on Hulu called becoming Bond..

When the Oscars or some other award show was doing a retrospective on all the Bond movies and had all the previous Bond actors there the one that they they themselves all clapped for when he walked out on stage was George Lazenby because they knew he walked away from millions to continue his normal life.

You can watch it for free on hulu.com with ads and it's really worth it if you've never seen it

https://www.hulu.com/movie/becoming-bond-c4bda460-f3a1-4f91-9b2f-2eac8b82fafb?dl

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:40:33 ago (+2/-0)

I kinda like Lazenby.

[ - ] Scrimmmy 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 20:08:37 ago (+2/-0)

Sean "slap a bitch" Connery

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 12:00:49 ago (+1/-0)

I used to live in Denham Station, UK and did my banking at the same bank as did Roger Moore. He lived up on the nearby tall hill. I dated one of his nannies for a few months and she's talk about him and his family. Still, Sean was a better James Bond than Roger.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:47:50 ago (+1/-0)

Thats pretty cool.

[ - ] Bufordxl 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 12:19:03 ago (+1/-0)

Connery was the best James Bond, but Craig was the best 007.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 13:11:11 ago (+3/-0)

I found Craig to be uninteresting. Charmless. Who would sleep with that guy? He was like a robot.

Roger Moore was like the polar opposite of that. Not my fave Bond but I think the one most likely to get you pregnant.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 13:41:39 ago (+2/-0)

Who would sleep with a robot like that?

A drunken Tasha Yar on Star Trek Next Generation, most likely.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:43:38 ago (+2/-0)

Helena falls out of chair.

Lol. Yes true but even Data had more charm as a robot than Daniel Craig does on his best day. He makes me doubt he is fully functional.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:40:20 ago (+0/-0)

You're trying to make all the boys jealous again aren't you?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 14:44:28 ago (+1/-0)

Take a brake. You may be taking the internet too seriously.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 15:05:21 ago (+1/-0)

The only brakes I have are on my car, and it needs those.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 13:38:19 ago (+1/-0)

I can agree with that.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 22:20:50 ago (+0/-0)

Connery, followed by Brosnan. For some reason I associate Bond's visage with Brosnan's, but Sean Connery is the OG Chad.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 20:20:25 ago (+0/-1)