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my coworker overcomplicated the crap out of a task

submitted by Acrophonic to Rants 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 10:16:52 ago (+7/-0)     (Rants)

The task was simple: gray out a button. My coworker was trying to "help", and turned a simple task of graying out a button into a massive call with 6+ people because he's convinced it's something else, that has spanned 2 fucking hours. Literally the guy is pissing me off right now, and i feel like fuming over this. It's a 2 minute task, and it's been dragged out to 2 fucking hours and more into a new task/epic because why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


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[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 10:32:19 ago (+2/-0)

Is it a woman?

[ - ] Acrophonic [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 12:29:00 ago (+3/-0)

No, some faggoty jew who just can not stop fucking talking

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 13:53:52 ago (+1/-0)

Aah so pretty much a woman

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 10:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

First off….It was a guy?

[ - ] Acrophonic [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 11:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah the guy talks for hours, and sometimes you just want to tell him get to the point already. In this case, the goal was very very simple, but he morphed like 3 other tasks into this task, based off a hunch. Even the PM involved was like bruh? So now what should have been a simple fix, has become a dump all this other crap on OP

[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 20:32:09 ago (+0/-0)

Grow some balls and lead the situation instead of letting some dumb kike ruin your day?

We occasionally get clients who like to be "hands on" with their remodel because they're "handy"/know fuck all about what they're doing. I have straight up taken the tools out of fuckers' hands before.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 19:11:13 ago (+0/-0)

An opportunity for someone to talk and talk and show others how much they know?

Surely doesn't sound like any of the old developers I've worked with!!1!

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 18:12:38 ago (+0/-0)

Government job? Logical.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 14:28:42 ago (+0/-0)

beat his ass, then steal his car and leave town

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 14:05:34 ago (+0/-0)

get him fired.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 13:23:03 ago (+0/-0)

How have you ended up in this position?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 15:05:17 ago (+1/-0)

Probably by being a good worker who knows his shit.

[ - ] Bonlio99 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 12:17:32 ago (+0/-0)

Many times it is just easier to do things yourself than involving other people

[ - ] Acrophonic [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 12:26:29 ago (+3/-0)

The meeting is STILL going on, it should not take 4 damn hours to fix a button!!!!!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 14:43:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 10:36:18 ago (+0/-0)

Is it from the subcontinent?

[ - ] Acrophonic [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 11:21:04 ago (+1/-0)

He's got the curly hair and comes off as a jew, see point above

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 13:52:59 ago (+0/-0)

Wdym?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 15:06:21 ago (+0/-0)

He means one of your dot relatives, Rageet.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 18:03:16 ago (+0/-0)

Ha! Using my weapon against me is not gonna work, Hellpoo.

But I didn’t know your relatives were literally called subhumans, thanks for the info

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 29, 2023 08:51:05 ago (+0/-0)

Let's call a meeting to discuss Wdym. Please reply with your availability.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 29, 2023 10:06:07 ago (+0/-0)

Wdym

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 10:36:15 ago (+0/-0)

Virtue signalling? Some people like to publicly demonstrate that they are following protocols etc to pick up virtue points.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 13:53:18 ago (+0/-0)

Like women

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 14:12:38 ago (+2/-0)

Im happy for you but you will have to find a different one. Im not interested.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1.8 yearsJun 28, 2023 17:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

Your sweet words are like listening to the hot, dry, wind, loudly blowing aimlessly over the desert.