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Am i the only one that can't tell how old these chicks are?

submitted by gaperglory to whatever 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 11:56:11 ago (+13/-0)     (whatever)

I approach a 24 year old, only to find out she 19... I dont approach a 31 year old only to find out shes 22... WTF is going on with these women and the estrogen in their water? Im just saying, i cant tell how old women are anymore... Does anyone else notice this? Is it the BC Pills they take for their "complexion"?
Dont get me started on the jail bait that looks 23... Where are these prostitots' fathers?


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[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 19:55:34 ago (+0/-0)

I feel the same damn way.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 19:03:15 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve been experiencing this for years now. I think women are older than they are, older than me. Every time I find out they are younger than me or my age. I guess I see myself as younger than I am so I think everyone is older than me. It’s weird.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 18:55:56 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I hear you. Some girls are 24 and look 18, some are 18 and look 30.

But hey, it's all good. I just disregard them exactly as God intended. Why speak to whores? They're of no use.

[ - ] oldvoat 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 18:09:27 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah it's very difficult to tell these days with all the chemicals everyone takes.

The gov is pushing a campaign that so many people are "pedos" and desperately want people to care about it. This gives the gov an easy way to brand someone they don't like and vilify them.

If the girl looks and acts like someone of a reasonable age then it doesn't matter. People need to start thinking for themselves and stop living in fear from the laws.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens -1 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 18:24:51 ago (+0/-1)

You sound like a pedo. You know that, right, Blumen?

[ - ] oldvoat 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 18:32:21 ago (+0/-0)

That's fine that you think that I really don't care that you do, though refer back to my post about the ongoing influence campaign. It's clearly affecting your thoughts. I'm just putting the info out there.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens -1 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 18:53:20 ago (+0/-1)

Your words affected my thoughts, Schlomo.

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 17:23:10 ago (+0/-0)

Drink and party younger. I remember years ago, when I was at college and got dragged to a night club. My pal hit on what I said was nasty and too old. She was in with fake ID(that they didn't check). She was 14. Looked 28.
That's an outlier, but they're aging faster and every year it exacerbates because they don't change.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 17:15:38 ago (+0/-0)

19-24 year old women disproportionatley hanging around college campuses.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 16:57:07 ago (+0/-0)

As much as I hate to quote a nigger, Chris Rock said it best:

If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, she's damn near 40.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 16:53:48 ago (+0/-0)

My friend is in hawaii and he just sent me this pic of his daughter. Guess how old she is. The one on the left https://files.catbox.moe/fakl9a.jpg

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 19:09:42 ago (+1/-0)

I would say she is 16-18.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 26, 2023 04:22:36 ago (+1/-0)

16. But you guessed low on purpose probably.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 26, 2023 22:43:33 ago (+1/-0)

Why wouldn’t I make a good guess? It’s not like I had two chances, sheesh!😜

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 23:09:38 ago (+1/-0)

The one on the right looks 42, the one on the left looks 32.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 26, 2023 04:22:00 ago (+0/-0)

Right is about 42. Left is 16

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 18:14:30 ago (+0/-0)

Looks about the new 19.

But realistically she looks 23-25

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 26, 2023 04:22:47 ago (+0/-0)

16

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 19:00:09 ago (+0/-0)

I'd say 23 actual, 28 looks-wise.

Body count above zero makes her age irrelevant though, just another hostile to dispose of.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 26, 2023 04:23:14 ago (+0/-0)

16 and she's full virgin. Shes never had a boyfriend. Introvert artist.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 26, 2023 09:53:10 ago (+0/-0)

How the fuck? I know a bunch of 16yo's, having had them in class. She looks my age if not a bit older.

What kind of water have they been giving her?

At least she's clean, that we know of anyway. We'll see if that lasts. You will anyway. Lol, I ain't keeping up with the kid.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 27, 2023 01:23:53 ago (+0/-0)

Blonde haired blue eyed Nordic mom and Italian father.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 15:44:58 ago (+1/-0)

And don't forget about the goyslop!
That crap is aging Everyone that eats it. People not only look older but they feel like they have aged faster than they should have.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 15:39:37 ago (+1/-0)

This has always been a problem. Guys have a hard time telling, especially if a girl is wearing alot of makeup.

[ - ] WanderingToast 5 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 14:07:39 ago (+5/-0)

Drugs age people

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 18:23:03 ago (+1/-0)

I have to agree with this Muslim bouncer I used to work with. He theorized they were aged by cocks. I think it is cocks, drugs and booze. Excessive sunlight, too.

[ - ] Name 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 12:29:37 ago (+1/-0)

The cosmetics industry has been improving their products and their marketing. Cosmetic surgery is also progressing.

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[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 12:16:27 ago (+1/-0)

I think its the water and the birth control for the "complexion"... SOO fucking Kiked...

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 12:19:41 ago (+2/-0)

To fix irregular periods is another one.

I think it's also added weight? Some of the ones I know look in their 20's as teens. One thing in they have in common is public school. Might be stress.

Might be a weird thing to compile but is there something that shows the difference in how a kid kept at home and one thrown into the jungle look side by side?

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 12:22:15 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] gaperglory [op] 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 12:22:36 ago (+3/-0)

Great experiment. Get to work. I bet the homeschooled based-fathered girls look their age or younger every time.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 19:06:24 ago (+2/-0)

I had a friend way back who was a tattooed convict, complete outlaw dude. His wife homeschooled their five kids. The girls looked and dressed like Little House on the Prairie style. They were quiet, polite and a joy to be around.