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Gotta mow the ~3 acres today. It's been raining a lot and it has shot up to a difficult height. And it's humid as fuck. Wish me luck.

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 14:09:42 ago (+20/-1)     (whatever)

If I wait for it to get drier then it will be much taller, plus I only have time for it on the weekends. I'm going to go to my dad's and get his badass riding mower. It's a "Dixie Chopper", marketed as "the fastest mower in the world." I'm not sure if that's true but it is pretty quick for a mower. Pretty fun too. It has this 2-cylinder 750cc Kawasaki motor in it. Anyways, time to smoke a bowl, grab a beer and get to it. Niggers.

edit later on: It's hot as fuck. Been pulling weeds after mowing.


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[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 14:59:25 ago (+0/-0)

mowing by hand is an option when conditions are tough.

yeah, you wont get it done in a day, but the workout is well worth it.

[ - ] GhostCow -1 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 10:07:14 ago (+0/-1)

Why would anyone want to smoke weed before doing hard work? It just makes the work suck more.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 11:26:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GhostCow -1 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 11:32:57 ago (+0/-1)

Smoking something that makes you tired and weaker before doing hard work is not a fun time.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 12:09:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 21:23:11 ago (+0/-0)

I fuckin hate mowing and weed eating. It used to not bother me but now that I'm older fuck that shit. I'd like to dump gas all over the grass and burn it off. spray paint the dirt green.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 17:46:20 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you need some grass eating livestock.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 17:57:04 ago (+1/-0)

I really do, but I've never been a rancher or a farmer, so I have a lot of work and learning ahead of me.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 15:58:39 ago (+0/-0)

I just moved my lawn, it's all fucked up. Going to the store now to buy some seed and peet moss to toss it on there next week after germinating

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 18:25:25 ago (+1/-0)

Where did you move your lawn to?

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 05:52:48 ago (+0/-0)

You don't move another guy's lawn!

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 15:52:54 ago (+2/-0)

It's been an hour. Y'ain't done yet?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 17:58:31 ago (+1/-0)

Been pulling weeds for a while now after mowing

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 15:43:12 ago (+1/-0)

I used to like smoking grass before I cut the grass. Vibing to podcasts while smelling the fresh cut grass. Rocking out with some music. I havnt cut grass in so long I miss it.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 17:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly what I've been doing. It's fucking hot as fuck. I've been pulling weeds in my shitty weed-overtaken garden after mowing

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 15:28:35 ago (+4/-0)

Good luck dude. Dont smoke weed.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 16:27:14 ago (+2/-1)

I agree, marijuana is much better

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 15:16:50 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't know Dixie Choppers went out of business. Shouldn't get stuck too bad.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 17:54:12 ago (+0/-0)

I'm an idiot. I've never even searched for a dixie chopper website, apparently they didn't.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 20:07:24 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sitting here thinking "I really haven't seen a commercial since COVID..."

No worries. Hope shit wasn't too wet.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 14:26:47 ago (+1/-1)

Juan can take care of that for you.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 17:57:52 ago (+2/-0)

Juan and his entire extended family should go back to mexico and kill themselves

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 21:22:10 ago (+0/-0)

LMAO

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 14:24:39 ago (+4/-1)

Acres away, my boys, acres away.
Hello to our mowing toys, we ride at break of day-ay-ay-ay.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 14:20:08 ago (+3/-1)

I’ve got six acres to mow. The pleasure of mowing has waned. I’ve been mowing for 55 years. I’m thinking about hiring a bunch of spics to do it. It takes the entire weekend to mow, whack and edge. I’ve got neglected cigars.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 15:44:57 ago (+3/-0)

Kids used to do that after school for a few bucks.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 17:56:32 ago (+1/-0)

Now it's just spics. I refuse to pay a spic to mow my lawn

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 14:23:30 ago (+2/-0)

I really only have like 2 acres to mow. The other acre is in heavily wooded land behind my house. I need to get some goats to pen up back there to clear some of that bullshit out for me.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 16:50:48 ago (+1/-0)

I haven't mowed grass since the 70s. My dad is 94 tomorrow, and he still mows about half an acre. I would grow something useful if I lived in a place where it rains.

Mowing grass is a weird phenomenon.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 11:11:02 ago (+1/-0)

Mowing grass is a weird phenomenon.

It keeps it short enough to discourage snakes and other pests from hiding in there.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 25, 2023 11:25:47 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 14:15:05 ago (+1/-1)

do you wake n bake every day?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 24, 2023 14:22:05 ago (+3/-0)

No I work with industrial generators and high voltages and shit, fuck that. Plus it's like 1:00pm. Slept in a little today, got up at 10, drank some coffee, thought about my tasks for the day, and here we go.