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Titanic 2

submitted by NukeAmerica to funny 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 18:10:26 ago (+26/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jpoxxy.jpeg



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[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 6 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 18:47:29 ago (+6/-0)

The script:

Oh, God is that a normal soun...

Credits role.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 22:22:23 ago (+3/-0)

Normal submarines creak and groan. Wonder if they heard something like the sound of snapping toothpicks before implosion.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2023 01:22:23 ago (+2/-0)

How do you know that? Hollywood?

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 4 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 18:21:34 ago (+4/-0)

If anyone is good at photo shop, seems like putting a star of Satan above the vessel would be an effective use of time.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 21:49:25 ago (+3/-0)

No old white engineers were harmed during the filming process.

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 23:07:26 ago (+2/-0)

It all started when he rage quit and threw the vidya controller...

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 22:21:35 ago (+2/-0)

Us nuclear subs use Xbox controllers

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 21:16:01 ago (+2/-0)

From the looks of it, it wasn't even an authentic Logitech controller, but a cheap ching chong knockoff instead.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 21:50:25 ago (+3/-0)

Microsoft couldn't find your drivers. Would you like to install legacy drivers instead.

Doesn't read just clicks away yes yes yes. Ded

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 19:59:13 ago (+2/-0)

It looks circumsized so a jew production

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 22:56:58 ago (+1/-0)*

Introducing logitech f710 playing in a small minimal role.

[ - ] 0000000000002 -7 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 19:18:42 ago (+2/-9)

At least they did something adventurous. None of you voat faggots ever step outside your comfort zone. But keep laughing at them. Because you're definitely not the "too scared to do anything" faggots.

[ - ] kammmmak 10 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 20:01:14 ago (+10/-0)

One guy cancelled and got reimbursed over concerns. He gets to continue have adventures.

[ - ] Hermes 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 21:48:41 ago (+3/-0)*

Damn I can’t imagine how that dude feels. Fucking dodged a bullet

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 21:52:01 ago (+3/-0)

Life comes at you fast!

[ - ] kammmmak 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 22:55:11 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah death too

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2023 21:51:26 ago (+2/-0)

Says goatseslayer from the comfort zone of its parents gated community basement.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsJun 23, 2023 00:37:45 ago (+1/-0)

His parents? You mean the ‘nicest couple of guys you’ll ever meet’?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJun 23, 2023 22:08:23 ago (+2/-0)

He's never seen their faces.