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When is the last time you got laid?

submitted by GayPatriot1969 to AskGoats 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:00:33 ago (+2/-7)     (AskGoats)

I know most of you here are inbred incel freaks, but have any of you felt the touch of pussy in your life?


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[ - ] Neral 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:52:05 ago (+6/-0)

Hmm, I'm trying to remember the last time I saw your mom.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 17:08:46 ago (+1/-0)

You wouldn't fuck that cow with Biden's and Kamala pushing. That pussy nauseates flies and makes buzzards contemplate their life choices. That snatch hasn't had a haircut in a coon's age and it smells like it. It purple where it should be pink, and the pustules dominate the landscape.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:37:07 ago (+4/-0)

Not since the last time I was an egg.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 20:22:08 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I've always thought you could be an egg. Just sayin'.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 20:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

That is almost certainly the nicest ting you have ever called me.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:10:06 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:11:34 ago (+0/-0)*

Gross, reddit!

But holy carp; how did he fit in there, in that little egg?! Lizard magic!

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:12:48 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 20:22:29 ago (+1/-0)

Disgusting!

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 15:50:49 ago (+2/-0)

There's one guy on here that fucks dolphins every day!

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:08:24 ago (+1/-0)

What?

Is that even, like, a thing?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 15:32:42 ago (+1/-0)

No but there are people who lure dolphins in and fuck them. I seen that shit on reddit one time. It is a thing

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:57:18 ago (+1/-0)

I fuck sharks.

[ - ] GayPatriot1969 [op] -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 15:05:12 ago (+0/-1)

Mental illness

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 16:37:04 ago (+2/-0)

I fuck sharks to assert dominance. You fuck dudes because you're a faggot.

[ - ] GayPatriot1969 [op] -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 17:37:13 ago (+0/-1)

Dudes fuck me

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 17:43:30 ago (+1/-0)

It seems like that's not enough for you.
Go ahead DM me. I fuck sharks.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 15:32:00 ago (+1/-0)

I bet creepy dogshitsniffer touched some young hooker last night.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 16:36:43 ago (+1/-0)

Lol , bout 10 min ago.

[ - ] GayPatriot1969 [op] -2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 18:35:38 ago (+0/-2)

Years*

FTFY

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 17:05:13 ago (+1/-0)

None of your fuckin business.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 17:44:13 ago (+1/-0)

this morning

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 20:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

No he's not talking about masturbation!

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 22:34:37 ago (+0/-0)

either am I!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 20:21:06 ago (+0/-0)

Last sex, but not intercourse, was 7 years ago. I'm not sure I miss sex.Can't really remember much about it. Joe's pics are a reminder though.

Cynabuns speaking: "TMI, paul! TM(fucking)I!Overshare too. You tacky little man!

Ok, Cyna, wot 'bout you then?

Cynabuns speaking: "last night".

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 20:27:33 ago (+0/-0)

sex reminds me I'm an animal. I hate that!