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If she's fucked in the head...
submitted by UncleDoug to dating 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:20:24 ago (+40/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/eb8o83.mp4

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 19 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:24:00 ago (+19/-0)

They say you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy, but god damn does that leave precious little to fuck.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 7 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 11:10:47 ago (+7/-0)

I find it amazing how accurate the portrayal of women in general is here.

My experience absolutely corroborates with this.

[ - ] JustALover 7 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:23:26 ago (+7/-0)

Yepp. Plenty of crazy to go around these days.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 6 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 11:03:16 ago (+6/-0)

God damn that psycho bitch has got the goods.

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 13:32:09 ago (+3/-0)

Those are kazaar milkers.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:39:08 ago (+2/-0)

That meme is as stupid as pretending einstein was smart and not a celebrity fraud

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 11 monthsJun 21, 2023 06:53:46 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not trying to be funny. I'm giving a warning.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2023 10:23:39 ago (+0/-0)

Fair. I still hate the meme and feel the need to remind people.

It's kind of like how the Karen meme is blatantly anti-White but some droolers here run with it anyway.

[ - ] lolxd 5 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 12:38:13 ago (+5/-0)

The Crazy:Hotness matrix starts at 6 on the crazy scale for a reason.
Ain't no woman alive that isn't a bit fucked.

[ - ] Rowdybme 4 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:44:48 ago (+4/-0)

That's me apparently

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2023 00:39:47 ago (+2/-0)

An ex got upset when I told her I couldn't go out to see her because I was doing something with a friend of mine. Friend happened to be Korean and after when I ended up seeing my ex a few days later she had a smug look on her face like she caught me and was just waiting for the moment to drop the bomb. When I asked what was going on she asked me if I had a good time with my friend. I said yeah. She goes well I saw you in X square. X square is on the complete other side of the city where I was and told her I was going. I said that wasn't me.

"BULLSHIT!!! I saw you from behind and you were wearing just what I think you would wear. AND I saw Tom with you! What were you doing when you said you'd be somewhere else??"

Ex had never met Tom so I asked how she knew it was him.

"I KNOW! I CAN TELL!! HE WAS ASIAN!"

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 13:22:52 ago (+3/-0)

The unicorn is the skinny pimple girl who was shy and had to develop a personality. When she gets to college the freshman 15 goes to all the right places boobs go from perky to nice and right size. Ass gets bigger just right.

She doesn't know how hot she is you are a junior in college you figure it out and knock her up. Get a job help her graduate keep having kids and sex with a hot girl with a personality and lead her

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 15:58:16 ago (+2/-0)

Fucked in the head, hot in the bed

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 12:24:39 ago (+2/-0)

@FLAryan

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 11:00:13 ago (+2/-0)

Don't dox me bro.

Dating a normal one right now. It's weird.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 17:51:47 ago (+1/-0)

Sad but true, but also sometimes crazy girls aren't good in bed, they are just trouble and suck

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:44:38 ago (+1/-0)

You have to go crazier. For example her saying on the second date that you should run away and get married (after also telling you that this is just sex and not to get attached)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:50:19 ago (+1/-0)

Still just you.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:58:29 ago (+1/-0)

Might be a thing... I've known a few guys to leave their wives because they are "boring".

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 11:26:51 ago (+4/-0)

That's a catch all term when a guy is trying to be civil. It's not because she's boring, it's because she's gotten comfortable in a way that is polar opposite to the woman we fell in love with. It's not boredom, it's loneliness. Imagine spending all your time and energy on someone that you thought you knew but actually didn't because they weren't vulnerable enough to be real with you and instead put on a show.

Look, everyone is fuckin crazy and the key to a successful relationship is finding someone who's crazy compliments your crazy. Like salt and pepper. If you think you have that and then realize you don't, well you're gonna be fuckin lonely. Being lonely in a relationship sucks.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 11:57:13 ago (+2/-1)

Some people are just inconstant. There are some people that crave constant stimulation and they get bored after being with one person for awhile no matter what. Like most niggers . Everyone is not cut out to be a monogamist. Conversely there are some people that will never leave, even when the “real you” shows up 3 years into the marriage.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 13:36:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 11:49:32 ago (+1/-0)

Nah Im telling him he is the only user whose videos never play for me.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 12:00:51 ago (+1/-0)

His always play fine for me. It's dangus videos I always have problems with. 9/10 times I have to download them first and then play.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 13:17:48 ago (+1/-0)

All my vids work in Opera. Use that browser if you want them to work. Or don't, but quit your bitchin.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 13:21:56 ago (+3/-0)

Find once where I have ever said anything before.

Opera... figures 😏

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 12:10:02 ago (+1/-0)

What file format do you use and what hosting service do you upload to for content here?

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 12:40:42 ago (+1/-0)

[ + ] Trumpman1488

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -1 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 15:38:16 ago (+1/-2)

OF COURSE THIS OLD HAG SHOWS UP IN THE COMMENTS. TRIGGERED?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 16:15:31 ago (+1/-0)

How could I be triggered? I cant view the video, moron.

[ + ] Trumpman1488

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -2 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 16:34:19 ago (+0/-2)

DONT YOU FUCKING TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 17:29:34 ago (+2/-0)

Don’t be a moron.

[ + ] Trumpman1488

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -3 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 18:21:44 ago (+0/-3)

DON'T TALK TO MEN LIKE THAT YOU FEMENIST CUNT!!!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 18:52:00 ago (+4/-0)

Men

Who you?

[ + ] Trumpman1488

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -3 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:20:55 ago (+0/-3)

GOD I WOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU IF YOU SAID THAT TO MY FACE TO STUPID WHORE!!!!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:23:48 ago (+4/-0)

Hahaha. Too bad for you then moron.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 22:16:21 ago (+2/-0)

How can a tranny dick rape? @Trumpman1488 does it even hard?

[ + ] Trumpman1488

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -3 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 22:42:20 ago (+0/-3)

I WOULD BLOODY YOUR STUPID WHORE FACE UNTIL IT WAS UNRECOGNIZABLE AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER OPEN YOUR WHORE MOUTH AGAIN OTHER THAN FOR MY COCK!!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior -1 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 13:13:55 ago (+0/-1)

I'm a narristsexual

I need a woman that constantly gas lights me

always going to her group of flying monkeys to confirm she is right when she is absolutely wrong

I need a woman who will ghost me for no reason
She constantly makes up things in her mind no matter
how insane and false become her new reality

I have to believe this new reality no matter how absurd.

She is on her phone constantly but will complain when you are on your phone for a second

She says you have no empathy while displaying zero empathy

She doesn't one good thing and thinks she is now a Saint

She is always the victim

You must listen to her boring ass stories and life problems her constant victim status but if you bring up any issues in your life she complains about you being selfish

This is just the tip of the spear of dating a covert narricist

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 15:55:09 ago (+1/-0)

I need my computer it's dead right now but I can refute almost every thing you said.

Gaslighting is over used

If they agree with her after the millions of hours it took on the phone tearing apart every angle of her argument then it can only mean she's right.

Usually they disagree but they ( your woman) already had her mind made up from the beginning.

Because when you are on the phone you either look irritated or you're not using full sentences. Which makes her think you're hiding something or that you're upset about something.

That one good thing you wanted took a million things to fall into place first. So yes it took effort.

If you complain it means she did something wrong. It feels like a personal attack.
Probably because you complained multiple times. About the same thing. Over and over and over again.

Zero empathy more like give an inch take a mile.

Those things that were made up weren't just from nowhere. It was from having to look ahead two steps to avoid being fucked. It's called prevention not " new reality"

Ghosted for no reason is never for no reason. Like Perry said it's trying to be civil.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:49:16 ago (+1/-0)

Ghosted for no reason is never for no reason.

No comment on the rest but this isn't true. Source: I'm the 👻 (Also friends with women who are worse than me about it too)

But obviously it can also be like you said for a reason but being civil or avoiding backlash.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:57:25 ago (+1/-0)

I dont know how to do it. Like I thought I was inching my way towards freedom with this one woman but then she texted and invited my kid to her kids birthday party.

I didnt open it but then 4 days later I gave in. I didnt want her to think I was rude. Speaing of the devil she's called twice as Im typing this.

How do you do it? Last straw was when she said something about transgenders in the bible.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 21:01:16 ago (+2/-0)

I was real tempted to not respond but didn't know if you'd notice and get the joke.

How to ghost? Well it's passive aggressive and toxic but doing it a couple times helps you understand the thought process so you don't take it so personal when it happens to you. It's basically a shitty power play.

So when she texted about the party, you just read it and close it and don't answer. If she calls you don't answer. If you're ever forced to interact with her you don't acknowledge that this happened and say you were "busy" and disappointed you missed whatever it was and you'd love to catch up "sometime" but don't make plans. Keep doing this and eventually you're done.

This is awful though, and probably a byproduct of modern kiked values that it's so common. Can't say I recommend and I try not to do it myself but I date on the apps and it's rough out there.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJun 20, 2023 22:11:05 ago (+1/-0)

I was real tempted to not respond but didn't know if you'd notice and get the joke

I was expecting it actually. Ha!

I answered the phone call. Of course I did. I think I can ride it out until her kid gets settled with his new friends he'll make at public school and then Im sure she'll forget about me. Or fingers crossed maybe she'll start ghosting me!

I date on the apps and it's rough out there.

I don't know that world. I hate thinking about what I would have to do if ever... ugh theres this really fat guy with a decent amount of money that has been "pining" for 20 years but ewww last possible resort ever.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2023 10:19:24 ago (+0/-0)

You should just jew pill her kid. Either she'll stop calling you or else it'll feel worth it.

And yeah keep your marriage strong if you've got a good one you've got treasure.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsDec 7, 2023 20:27:31 ago (+0/-0)

I ghosted her. Started in August. You didnt give instructions on what to do if they came to the door.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 5 monthsDec 7, 2023 20:34:43 ago (+1/-0)

If you're ever forced to interact with her you don't acknowledge that this happened and say you were "busy" and disappointed you missed whatever it was and you'd love to catch up "sometime" but don't make plans

If they showed up at the door you basically do this but with the air of "It's kind of weird you showed up at my door"

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsDec 7, 2023 20:44:28 ago (+0/-0)

" I just wanted to make sure you guys are ok"

Of course I had to be polite. She also brought her kid. Fucking kryptonite. I tried. Thanks for the advice but I think ghosting is a younger persons game.

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